Toilet Paper Moonshine!!

No, that's not a typo.. it's a tip. For those long cold nights, when you're snowed in. You're out of your favourite bottle of vodka and there is no beer in sight. The cold will be relentless, maddening even, insanity inducing and will last for weeks, nay, months. What confabulatory contraptions would steal your mind?

You peruse the kitchen, "Dagnabbit, ain't nuffin... not even an apple I could use." and as you realise the sobriety of sitting stark raving insane in a staunch cold state, the increasing desperation starts to set in.

You check everywhere, and then it hits you... that urgent need to use the loo. Damn those hot pockets.

You run, as fast as you can to save your undies from a horrible fate, and.. then it really hits you. TOILET PAPER!!!

Yes, yes.. it's true. You can ferment your dunny roll into a rather inoffensive 50%-60% stinky vodka. So if you have some cellulase floating around, you can melt some of that most obstructive snow and make use of your internment in colditz.



NileRed is the up there with StyroPyro in their weird and unique videos..

a reply to: gallop

In my head this post translates to something like this in terms of sense, regarding why anyone should do this with sh*t rolls during Christmas time...



Why do you want to ferment/distill toilet paper into vodka!?



Do not get me wrong, sell it to me even. I will try to understand as much as possible... but... why for the love of God... just why!?

Actually, come to think of it, it's an awesome idea for any of those "friends and family members" that have everything already and want to experience something new.

Thanks

a reply to: XXXN3O

Haha If anyone ever did it for personal use, I'd shake their hand... well I'd have no choice with the delirium tremens they'd be suffering..

But I've fermented some odd things... Just... never ever thought of toilet paper. And this guy did it, and it worked????

lol... Toilet Paper Wine, Château de Toilette..

Just never make it with used toilet paper!!! Oo

I forgot about the all caps title rule, and cannot edit it now.

So, mods, when you're ready, I guess..

What do you do when you drink up all your toilet paper though?

Wipe with some macaroni?

a reply to: underwerks

Use the kale.

Tastes like ass anyway.

I suppose this could come in handy if you are headed to prison and looking to make friends

a reply to: gallop

This made me laugh so hard I almost didn't make it to
the bathroom! I also had to tell my husband about this
thread topic.

a reply to: gallop

Toilet paper, in its natural form, can wipe your ass. Toilet paper moonshine can wipe your ass out.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Your rhetorical skill is formidable.

To clarify, I'm not being sarcastic.

Only problem is, unless you distill it, you're only going to get about 14% abv

SO much easier just using regular sugar....

Use 'Charmin' brand. It will make your liver 'squeezably soft.'
I've made some crude rum with white sugar and Fleishman's yeast.