Unusual Facts Of Little Importance

Did You Know...?

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes.... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing.....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)

I'm still not over the pig.......

30 minutes... lucky pig.

Go pig, Go!

Originally posted by Daystar
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

So basically we're all potential WMD's....

thanks daystar, this is mass-email compatible!

regards

dc

Originally posted by Daystar
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

That means I'm due a visit from the the US military - Dubya probably considers me a weapon of Mass Destruction

hehe, there's some interesting ones in there!

cockroaches never cease to amaze me!

Hahah...a few of those comments had me laughing a whole load....I think I'd enjoy being the lion more however

You really would'nt want to be the pig, even though there orgasms last that long, it actualy becomes quite painful, after a few minutes for them.

I wonder exactly how they found out a pigs orgasm's last so long... and who would want to spy on pigs screwing eachother anyway?

Cat's urine is pimp!

[edit on 3/6/2005 by diehard_democrat]

Then why was Miss Piggy always in such a bad mood? Maybe coz she knew she could reach heaven for 30 minutes, but no one was ever willing to take her there.

LOL wcip...

methinks Kermit neglected her...

Dude...............30 minutes?.........wow