Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change

Swedish behavioural scientist Magnus Söderlund has suggested that eating other people after they die could be a means of combatting climate change.

Söderlund is not alone in his call to reject the taboo of cannibalism. Last year, noted atheist and evolutionary scientist Richard Dawkins advocated for lab-grown meat and suggested it may be used to “overcome our taboo against cannibalism”.

Psychologists Jared Piazza and Neil McLatchie of Lancaster University also questioned the taboo on cannibalism in an article for Newsweek last month but ultimately did not endorse breaking it.

Swedish Scientist Proposes Cannibalism to Fight Climate Change

Environmentalists have come up with the perfect solution to eating environmentally harmful cows. Eat people!


These aren't wacko's proposing this they are prominent scientists and the article even quotes Newsweek.

Looks like something Alexandra O. Cortez would approve of, she wants to eliminate cows in the world.

I suppose next environmentalists will endorse milking factories for willing women to earn a little cash. Then we can stop "sexually assaulting" cows against their will as PETA demands.

AOC and others are already demanding we stop milking cows. To get cheese, yogart, sour cream, etc,, under this new and improved paradigm, we milk willing human females who won't need an education or brain to sit around all day getting milked. Brilliant solution to female poverty; or approved job if only females work in milking factories in countries that cloister females indoors and don't allow them out unescorted.

The evils of the world keep growing exponentially in the name of progressive/liberalism and their worship of environmentalism.

Now we know what to do with aborted fetal tissue and aborted babies, eat them in the name of saving the environment.

Already there have been cases of euthanasia where people held down struggling people who had earlier signed papers they wanted euthanasia.


What happens when grandma is worth $5.00 a pound? and really tender fetal tissue is worth $$$ an ounce or more?

True.....the normals propose the scientists for starting this paradigm change off right....

Yea

a reply to: The2Billies

Don't be so so.....conservative!!

Of course you had to bring in fetusses and abortion but pound for pound they aren't going to make a big dent in this scenario.

Now those 400 pounders that roll though Wallmart...hell yes!!

Cool idea...

Peace

Ok,

We’re all thinking it.

How soon before someone runs through an IKEA screaming

“SWEDISH MEATBALLS ARE PEOPLE!!!!!!”

a reply to: The2Billies

And what about all the medical issues that show up in cannibals? Are we supposed to just ignore the morality and health issues involved with eating people so we can feed more living people with people that are already dead? How would feeding more of the living with the already dead solve climate change?

Am I missing something there?

originally posted by: Bhadhidar
Ok,

We’re all thinking it.

How soon before someone runs through an IKEA screaming

“SWEDISH MEATBALLS ARE PEOPLE!!!!!!”

Never mind that, I'm never having polish sausage, again!

originally posted by: operation mindcrime
a reply to: The2Billies

Don't be so so.....conservative!!

Of course you had to bring in fetusses and abortion but pound for pound they aren't going to make a big dent in this scenario.

Now those 400 pounders that roll though Wallmart...hell yes!!

Cool idea...

You are right, forgive me, fetuses aren't much in poundage, but then neither is veal or goose liver pate!
My Father was served unborn puppy in Vietnam as a delicacy in the 70's. Yum yum!

originally posted by: Quantumgamer1776
a reply to: The2Billies

And what about all the medical issues that show up in cannibals? Are we supposed to just ignore the morality and health issues involved with eating people so we can feed more living people with people that are already dead? How would feeding more of the living with the already dead solve climate change?

Am I missing something there?

Don't be so provincial, so old fashioned, so evil of all evils today - conservative or (blanche) religious, ick. Morality has no place in today's society unless the morals are dictated by environmentalist progressive liberals. Didn't you know that? If they say it is moral and good, we are not to argue! End of discussion!!!

Health issues, like "mad people disease", only decreases the surplus population that endangers the environment. A win/win for environmentalists. Really, if "scientists" aren't worried about it, and environmental scientists say it is good for the environment who are we idiot peons to argue? What do we know, environmentalists, progressives, liberals are so much smarter and more compassionate than the masses, everyone knows that. If they say it is good, it is good.

originally posted by: gallop

originally posted by: Bhadhidar
Ok,

We’re all thinking it.

How soon before someone runs through an IKEA screaming

“SWEDISH MEATBALLS ARE PEOPLE!!!!!!”

Never mind that, I'm never having polish sausage, again!

“...My Kielbasa had a first name. It’s O-S-K-A-R!...”

originally posted by: The2Billies

I suppose next environmentalists will endorse milking factories for willing women to earn a little cash. Then we can stop "sexually assaulting" cows against their will as PETA demands.

I can't imagine that happening, as that's BLATANT sexual discrimination against men /s

a reply to: The2Billies

First I do not condone murder.

But in this nut job's case I could easily make and exception and not so I could then eat the dispicable minded gobshi*e either.
Many serial killers and sexual perverts including child abusers and SM weirdo's among them have cannibalistic fantasy's, sometime's they go ahead with there fantasy, they also tend to be a clever bunch just not on the same moral keel as the rest of humanity, something make's me suspect this guy may have a very dark secret, wonder were in Sweden's many forests he spend's his holiday's and what a thorough investigation of such a site may turn up.

originally posted by: huhsaywhat
originally posted by: The2Billies

I suppose next environmentalists will endorse milking factories for willing women to earn a little cash. Then we can stop "sexually assaulting" cows against their will as PETA demands.

I can't imagine that happening, as that's BLATANT sexual discrimination against men /s

Oh no, did you know that with hormone injections men can lactate! Gender equality matters!

Do it and wonder why people are disappearing even more quickly and pork supplies are rising. Can I lick your delicious hands?
Probably why Islam doesn't eat pork. They say human meat taste like pork.

Sounds like a Modest Proposal...

originally posted by: The2Billies
Looks like something Alexandra O. Cortez would approve of, she wants to eliminate cows in the world.

I suppose next environmentalists will endorse milking factories for willing women to earn a little cash. Then we can stop "sexually assaulting" cows against their will as PETA demands.

Maybe but I do have news for you, there is already a market for human milk. People either pump and donate milk to banks and others more enterprising sell it for errrrrrr fetish purposes (We arrested a guy IN the children's hospital trying to not steal the narcotics but rather raid the stored milk freezer

AOC and others are already demanding we stop milking cows. To get cheese, yogart, sour cream, etc,, under this new and improved paradigm, we milk willing human females who won't need an education or brain to sit around all day getting milked. Brilliant solution to female poverty; or approved job if only females work in milking factories in countries that cloister females indoors and don't allow them out unescorted.

Human milk is way lower in fat so it would be hard to make yogurt but Ice milk may be in the works

The evils of the world keep growing exponentially in the name of progressive/liberalism and their worship of environmentalism.

Now we know what to do with aborted fetal tissue and aborted babies, eat them in the name of saving the environment.

Hmmmm, this is obviously an extreme response, but the planet has only so much capacity and the outright denial of the issue with some sort of snarky comment is in and of itself extremism. Your strawman on abortion seems further evidence of your extreme extremism.

Already there have been cases of euthanasia where people held down struggling people who had earlier signed papers they wanted euthanasia.


What happens when grandma is worth $5.00 a pound? and really tender fetal tissue is worth $$$ an ounce or more?

Links?

Grandma is worth WAAAAAAAY more than that. We pay upwards of $5000 for a cadaver for training.

originally posted by: Quantumgamer1776
a reply to: The2Billies

And what about all the medical issues that show up in cannibals? Are we supposed to just ignore the morality and health issues involved with eating people so we can feed more living people with people that are already dead? How would feeding more of the living with the already dead solve climate change?

Am I missing something there?

People will be processed, disinfected, dyed green and put into wafer form. No worries! Nutritious and tasty.

a reply to: The2Billies

So scientists don't research shlt!



Is that the message here?

a reply to: FredT

I knew that humans already sold breast milk, but once we kill off all the dairy cows, and stop sexually assualting their tits, people will still want tons and tons and tons of cheese, yogurt, sour cream. The only way will be to "milk 3-4 times as many women as cows per day since women have far less milk per day than dairy cows.

So we'll have to have human milking factories where women and men with hormone injections will be paid well to have milking machines attached to their breasts. A great job for people who want to play video games or mess on the internet all day! No brains needed, no activity required, no education necessary.