Can someone please recommend me songs with bad lyrics.

a reply to: ancienthistorian

I think Force Gender Reassignment by Cattle Decapitation is probably the worse lyrics I've heard in terms of being dark.

But if you mean bad lyrics as is face plant then there are some really sappy love songs from the 70s that are so over the top they are comical:



And

This one though...

Good lord!

a reply to: ancienthistorian



And then there's this one:



Then there's this gem:



But even better is this song:



Yo, I came home from work the other day
I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little a Xbox
You know, relax a little
Then my wife comes in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox
I said "What the # do you mean?
This is just how I relax
Can't I just play a little Xbox?"
Then she says "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don't love their wives"
I'm like, "Mother#ing bitch, # Oprah! I don't give a #,
I just wanna play my video game!
I don't give a # about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man
You better worry about your mother#ing self
I just wanna kill some mother#ers on Xbox"
She says: "You seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help"
I'm like, "Bitch! Call the police now!"
Gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have anything to say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way
I'm not crazy, institution
You're the one who's crazy, institution
You're driving me crazy, institution
They put me in a institution said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my email
So I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password
I know my #ing password
So then it says "go to customer service"
So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude
This mother#er sounds like he was from India or some #
He says to me, "What's your first dog's name?"
I don't know what my #ing first dog's name was
What the #'s the matter with you?
I just want my password, give me my #ing password!
So then he ends up giving me my password
And he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address"
I'm like, "I can't get in my email address
What about 'can't get in my email address'
Do you not understand, mother#er?
He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem you should have that checked out"
Ah
I'm not crazy, institution
You're the one who's crazy, institution
You're driving me crazy, institution
They put me in a institution said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
The other day I'm just sitting alone
On lunch break at my job Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid
This mother#er walks up to me and says "Are you gonna eat that?"
Like, "Yeah I'm gonna eat that
What the # you think I'm gonna do
Shove it up your ass?
"Do you understand that that pork can kill you?"
"Look, mother#er, pork is not gonna kill me
Unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a #ing gun
But I might kill you if you keep #ing with me!"
He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan"
#, a vegan!
I couldn't give a # if you eat sawdust, mother#er
Just step away from my #ing sandwich!
He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?"
I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?
Do you wanna see it, mother#er?"
He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy you have an anger problem."
Ah
I'm not crazy, institution
You're the one who's crazy, institution
You're driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself

a reply to: Woosh

That's so good.

'my girl bill' from years ago

Bill walked me to my door last night,
And he said, Before I go
There's something about our love affair,
That I have a right to know
I said, Let's not stand out here like this,
What would the neighbors think?
Why don't we just step inside,
And I'll fix us both a drink.
My girl Bill
My, my, girl Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel,
About my girl, my girl Bill.
William's hands were shaking,
As he took his glass of wine.
And I could see we both felt the same,
And when his eyes met mine,
I said, Who we love and why we love,
It's hard to understand.
Let's just sit here on the couch,
And face this, man to man.
My girl Bill
My, my, girl Bill
Can't say enough about the way I feel,
About my girl, my girl Bill.
Bill, you know we just left her place,
And we…

'Savoy Truffle' by George Harrison / Beatles
mocking middle-aged women at the bar

Creme tangerine and montelimar
A ginger sling with a pineapple heart
A coffee dessert, yes you know it's good news
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the Savoy truffle
Cool cherry cream, a nice apple tart
I feel your taste all the time we're apart
Coconut fudge, really blows down those blues
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
After the Savoy truffle
You might not feel it now
But when the pain cuts through
You're going to know, and how
The sweat is going to fill your head
When it becomes too much
You shout aloud
You'll have to have them all pulled out
After the Savoy truffle
You know that what you eat you are,
But what is sweet now, turns so sour

Mr Trololo doesn't count?

but it is my favorite

'Who Rules the World (girls)' by Beyonce and a bunch of helpers

Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run this motha?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Some of them men think
They freak this like we do
But no they don't
Make your check come at they neck
Disrespect us no they won't
Boy don't even try to touch this
Boy this beat is crazy
This is how they made me
Houston Texas baby
This goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rocking the latest
Who will buy it for themselves
And get more money later

I heard an interview somewhere
Beck was talking about people reacting to his music without seeming to listen
so he started bizarre lyrics like 'loser' to see if anyone was listening.
great music anyway.

Anything from the bloodhound gang

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

a reply to: and14263

agreed.

But then again This Is Serious Mum aka TISM is my favourite band. So I like quirky.

Needs no explanations

originally posted by: 19Bones79
This one though...

Good lord!

Dude.. that's intentional..

This is bad.

I hate these requests! Every single time I wind up going out and finding some song which will drive me nuts over the next few weeks trying (desperately) to get it out of my head!!!

Well, this one ranks right up there near the top...



ETA - Of course I have to listen to all the other submissions too...making it even worse!

Of course, there's always this gem...



I'm going to climb up on the roof and jump off now! Right after drinking some drain cleaner!