Logan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Del

originally posted by: MisterSpock
"Nowww yu lisen here ophicer.....dat der geraneeum was alredy in der wen we dun took dat der vehicle."

The double standards on this site are pathetic.

Mocking rednecks is fine, just don't do it to hoodrats or your posts will be removed.

a reply to: Bone75

You can't be racist mocking white folks I guess.

In my 48 years on this rock, I honestly can't say I've heard of anything more badass than this.

In his defense, it was a stolen car. May not have even been his Uranium. Or rattlesnake.

Let them eat yellowcake. The world wasn't always this weird, no, really it wasn't.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

Did it say if he had some high grade mini hammock to hold those big ol' boys?

Could probably drop one of those puppies on a beer can and smash it.... Full unopened beer.

Reckon these gals could lift 'em?

originally posted by: Bone75

originally posted by: MisterSpock
"Nowww yu lisen here ophicer.....dat der geraneeum was alredy in der wen we dun took dat der vehicle."

The double standards on this site are pathetic.

Mocking rednecks is fine, just don't do it to hoodrats or your posts will be removed.

You can't be referring to me specifically. I'll mock anyone and everyone.

a reply to: ketsuko

Exactly what I was thinking of 😂

a reply to: The GUT

Pfffttt. He'd have to assist them by using every muscle in his body... Which is all jacked as hell even if it doesn't look it.

*Jamie, pull up how strong chimpanzees are*

I guess the meth heads stole the wrong vehicle, broke into the wrong "pharmacy", or was paid to do something? Crazy crazy.

originally posted by: Onlyyouknow
I guess the meth heads stole the wrong vehicle, broke into the wrong "pharmacy", or was paid to do something? Crazy crazy.

Wrong...once you snort uranium, there's no going back to the meth.

They knew exactly what they were doing. They were "movin on up".

originally posted by: Boadicea

originally posted by: Darkblade71
What on earth would they be doing with Uranium?

Exactly. How the hell did they get uranium???

You can buy tons of it if you want. uranium itself is barely radioactive and over all harmless. Now enriching it is a different game all together. You need a license to enrich it past a certain point. Reason being is it becomes hazardous.

www.ebay.com...

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Onlyyouknow
I guess the meth heads stole the wrong vehicle, broke into the wrong "pharmacy", or was paid to do something? Crazy crazy.

Wrong...once you snort uranium, there's no going back to the meth.

They knew exactly what they were doing. They were "movin on up".

Ouch, that sounds hurtey.

originally posted by: Darkblade71
What on earth would they be doing with Uranium?

The question of course, being, what were they doing with it, which simply boggles the mind. Trying to make a glow snake as some part of a deranged meth-sex fantasy maybe?

Maybe if we all.give it a go, it'll give us some insight into the question of, "well, now what?"

Uranium is readily available, and quite safe to handle. I'm assuming these two class acts hadn't gotten their hands on enriched Uranium, or I suppose this would be an entirely different news piece.

Ste p 1: Get Yer Uranium HERE!

Buy Rattlesnakes HERE

The well whiskey is in aisle 8, on the left, at a liquor store in Chesterfield, MO.


Let's do this!!

THIS is precisely why everyone wants to go to the US: it is the land of opportunity!

*Nobody* parties like Americans.

You think Oktoberfest in Munich is off the charts? Yawn.

He's not much in the brains department, but he gets the style points...

a reply to: dogstar23

When my buddy comes back up from Florida next month, I will have him stop to get me a case of that Kentucky Deluxe.
I have about 80 feet of fencing that needs the paint stripped off of it.

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Bone75

originally posted by: MisterSpock
"Nowww yu lisen here ophicer.....dat der geraneeum was alredy in der wen we dun took dat der vehicle."

The double standards on this site are pathetic.

Mocking rednecks is fine, just don't do it to hoodrats or your posts will be removed.

You can't be referring to me specifically. I'll mock anyone and everyone.

There are Southern folk like me...
Then there are rednecks that deserve mocking .
Carry on....

I'm currently living in OKC and there are some crazy MOFO's here. Talk about taking it to the limits, these two certainly raised the bar. Can't believe they didn't find meth on them or maybe they traded it for the snake, crazy snip.

a reply to: dragonridr

You can buy tons of it if you want. uranium itself is barely radioactive and over all harmless. Now enriching it is a different game all together. You need a license to enrich it past a certain point. Reason being is it becomes hazardous.

Thank you -- good to know!

I still don't understand why or how, but it's not what I thought it was so for that I thank you.

Ditto on the availability of Uranium, even Bob Lazar sells the stuff;

unitednuclear.com...

Those two sound like a hoot, lol