posted on May, 27 2019 @ 06:36 AM
Is it wrong to eat Sopressata Salame in the morning????
Is there like a time of day where it's 'Sopressata Time'? Is it okay if you eat it before 6am? How about 8am?
I've got a buddy of mine who makes homemade Sopressata the old-country (Italian) way, and it is sooooooo good it will make your knees weak eating it!!
I swear he puts crack in this stuff because I just can't stop eating it! It takes so much time and effort to make it, and so precious little time to
gobble it down, it's just criminal.
I offered to pay to convert his entire house and barn into a Sopressata production facility! Just quit his job, and do nothing but make this fabulous
salame...forget about the wife and kids! We'll just drink beer, make sausage, eat sausage, drink more beer and sit around later telling tall tales
while pharting.
I'm not allowed to go over to his place now I guess, says his wife unit is pretty handy with knives and stuff and she's gonna' cut me. I think I'm
pretty close to talkin' him into doin' it though! (the idea about Saran wrapping his wife and eldest daughter up (together) into a UPS package and
shipping them to his mother in law's place got some serious traction!). But I digress...
Anyway, is there ever a time when it's too early to eat this stuff???
edit on 5/27/2019 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)