The Curse of the Telesope.

So I'm like "nice RDP houses", and my gay buddy tells me - I knew that guy up on the hill, and his lover gave him a telescope.
And when he pointed it at the beach, he could see his partner cruising loads of other men.

White sands, more white sands.
Oh! There's a little men's change room.
Funny, it seems awfully busy considering the beach is empty.
Wait this guy looks familiar.
That's my boyfriend!

The "gay reveal" - oh well fancy seeing you here!

And now?

You gonna bring all those guys home for cookies?

Running out of wine, but have loads of cookies ...

Gay men ... are they still diverse?

Maybe the left's dictum now says we are not diverse enough.

But before it gets there - we are diverse enough.

Bernie Sanders - are you queer enough?

No, white gays these days are just pampered reactionaries.
Oh really?

Society wanted to kill you too?

Well, our history didn't start yesterday.

As a pagan, for the second time I look at my peaceful Goddess.

The first time it was Christian fundamentalists.

They took off the head and arms of my Goddess.
Why?

Then it was ISIS and Islamic fundamentalists - they did it again!

a reply to: halfoldman

Maybe the left's dictum now says we are not diverse enough.

Lol, you said dick 🤣

Karma points dropping in three, two, one,...

🍻

Well, just know when you view "classical art" you're viewing vandalization.

It wasn't made without heads and limbs.

They tried to break it.

And the funniest thing - they tried to break our "gods" and "goddesses" apart.

And they couldn't manage it.

You can still see them today.

Imagine somebody waves a wand.

We ban all the old gods and male homosexuality.

You what?

Not happening sweetie.

Well they indisputably tried that.

But it doesn't work.

Oh no, he's on the funny stuff again C'mon DOLL!!

When the inevitable existential trauma of introspection renders you agape, and the realisations are insurmountable, there will be only the self left, wailing in a sobbing sufferance at the prospect, that this, indeed, was all there was.

Or has it already.

*grabs telescope*

Nah, carnt see nuffin'...



*whispers softly, as a breeze*

That statue of David - surely it didn't come with a dick that small.

Some fundamentalist swung around on it, right?

Erm, actually that one came as it was.

And thus while they thought they confining pagans and lgbt people to the rubbish bin, they never even realized they were creating a new political awareness.

originally posted by: halfoldman
As a pagan, for the second time I look at my peaceful Goddess.

The first time it was Christian fundamentalists.

They took off the head and arms of my Goddess.
Why?

Then it was ISIS and Islamic fundamentalists - they did it again!

I can't even begin to list what is wrong with this post...it ain't a topic I see often but when I do it's so forehead slapping......no...I won't do it. Holding my tongue.

a reply to: AlexandrosTheGreat
Why what is factually wrong with the post?

The points are proven:
www.badnewsaboutchristianity.com...

en.wikipedia.org...

Where exactly do you see a problem?