The Three Idiots Reader's Digest Condensed Version [SS2019]

originally posted by: zosimov
Awesome, lol.
Been missing your writing.

Thanks.

It was a challenge to show how sad and pathetic those three really are in 50 words are less but I think they message got through.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Awesome, lol.
Been missing your writing.

Thanks.

It was a challenge to show how sad and pathetic those three really are in 50 words are less but I think they message got through.

Would you mind explaining who your characters are supposed to be?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Awesome, lol.
Been missing your writing.

Thanks.

It was a challenge to show how sad and pathetic those three really are in 50 words are less but I think they message got through.

It must totally suck to be them.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Plotus
Calling room service, I was quickly offered PEZ to make up for any inconvenience.



I'm the pretty one.......

Tell housekeeping to bring some mops and brain remover.

*Fixed

originally posted by: TzarChasm
Would you mind explaining who your characters are supposed to be?

All three may actually be in this thread.

originally posted by: BlackIbanez

*Fixed

None of them actually has a brain worth removing.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TzarChasm
Would you mind explaining who your characters are supposed to be?

All three may actually be in this thread.

And they are probably scratching their heads like I am.

a reply to: TzarChasm


Start here but no need to read it all.

Then here.

And finally here.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TzarChasm


Start here but no need to read it all.

Then here.

And finally here.

At last it makes sense. Kinda. I thoroughly enjoyed the read, you have a peculiar writing style that both confuses and amuses.

To reiterate another user:

a reply to: TzarChasm


Thank you.

originally posted by: Nyiah
Lol, I'll have to go read that XD

It isn't exactly War and Peace in length so it will be quick.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

I don't think they use free candy anymore.I think they are using free
puppies and kittens! Probably depends on their targeted audience/guests.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Along with their plausible deniability gunthers.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: Lagomorphe

I don't think they use free candy anymore.I think they are using free
puppies and kittens! Probably depends on their targeted audience/guests.

Heels kept eating all the free candy...so they switched to free kittens.

After Slender started eating the kittens...they started using expired 'Jiffy Lube' gift cards.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Heels kept eating all the free candy...so they switched to free kittens.

After Slender started eating the kittens...they started using expired 'Jiffy Lube' gift cards.

Oh my God! Think of the children!


I am...

a reply to: DBCowboy


I got a Fakebook nastygram from you-know-who.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I got a Fakebook nastygram from you-know-who.

I thought she was still in prison.

a reply to: DBCowboy


She said something about plotting her revenge.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



None of you are important enough to earn my revenge dear.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"I am", says the Aussie witch.

My ex wife is in your room . Hmmmm .