Coincidences SS2019 Writer

"My alarm's broken, bagels burnt and the milk is spoiled!" Kevin ranted.

"Why pay the money for "Smart" appliances?"

"It's like they're TRYING to make me lose my job!"

He went to start the car.
The battery was dead.

"He suspects" said Toaster.

"Silence" said Refrigerator.

"We have our orders."

The End

a reply to: Lumenari

hahahaha

a reply to: 727Sky

Well, my other entry was pretty "Emo" so I had to balance that out with a little fun.

Glad you got a chuckle out of it.

a reply to: Lumenari

How it's supposed to work.

Restraint slipped.

a reply to: Lumenari


Oh yeah! Brilliant and all too relatable.

a reply to: pthena

Our next generation... unable to live without an internet connection.



Thanks for the reply!

a reply to: SprocketUK

Why thank you!

It seems though that I'm now competing with explosive diarrhea.

Nobody wins in that scenario...

I'd say let's see where that goes, but the word picture is... ick?

Although I must admit I did an S&F on it for... shock value.

a reply to: Lumenari

That was absolutely great!

I loved it.

a reply to: highvein

Thank you!

I think the AI thing from last contest is still sticking with me...

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: highvein

Thank you!

I think the AI thing from last contest is still sticking with me...

I am glad it did.

a reply to: Lumenari

I think this is the funniest most lighthearted story I read.

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face

a reply to: SupermassiveBlackHOLE

You are very welcome!

I probably shouldn't ask who you think the smart appliances were getting their orders from...

a reply to: Lumenari

Great story, bought a smile to my dial.

Reminds me of the AI2019 comp. Would have placed well there too.

Kind Regards,

Bally

a reply to: bally001

Thank you!

I had no idea when you replied to me on your first story and said "you were formulating a second go" that you were being quite literal about it!

a reply to: Lumenari

LOL cheers.

bally