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I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”
I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual #? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me. My name was called and I was never happier to get on stage in front of an audience.
originally posted by: blueman12
a reply to: neoholographic
Trump had groping accusations, said "grab by the p$ssy", and still got elected...
originally posted by: Phage
pfft.
Two words; pussy grabbing.
Who cares?
originally posted by: pheonix358
Lol.
Suddenly after all of these years, it is an issue.
More 4.00am taking points brought to you by the NWO.
The Dems will throw each other under whatever bus happens to be handy.
This is the work of another Dem.
We should be helpful and get ourselves a line of buses to increase the convenience factor.
P
Seriously. We used to love the hell out of you bro.
originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha
Seriously. We used to love the hell out of you bro.
Seriously, I've been hearing that for years.
Seriously, I don't give a crap.