"I'm really sick and tired of this martian wind and dust crap. It's been goin on too long now."
Al was playing about the 200th poker game with Damo. Al was an Aussie, Damo was a Kiwi.
Damo replied, "It's alright bros, just bet yer wages. When I go back I'll buy the whole South island. Heh heh heh, me missus
will be stoked bros."
"Yeah right cobs. I bets me wages and I'm stuck here for another year. Whatta you gonna tell yer missus if you lose?"
"Heh heh heh, I won't fly out. I'll pull a sicky. Bride is looked after. She's got the royalties for the driling."
"That's what I mean yer wanker, we go and theys here got no one, absolutely no one to drill. Just some retard rookies that will have
to be trained up. What's our relief looking like?" Finished Al.
"Well, I don't care bros. Doc says I only got ten years in me. I just wanna go home an do some fishing bros. Even if I fry
white bait and have a feed before I cark it. I'll be happy. Look at my face, I'm white like you cuz. I know me family is gonna
be rich bros. What you got?"
Al considered his cards and his life. Three years on the planet had sapped him. He really didn't want to fly out. Drilling for
10 hours over the Martian day, every flamin Martian day had seen him 'zapped' as they coined it. Drilling hundreds of holes to
about 1,500 miles depth through the surface so they can drop nuclear rods to reignite and melt the core hadn't seemed to work.
All this to get a magnetic field to deflect the suns radiation. Some crazy Hawaiian scientist who flew kites for a hobby had dreamed up the idea.
Trillions of dollars tied up in this.
Al was more radioactive than the rods, so he thought. Every Martian spring. Same old, same old. Wind, dust and isolation in the cramped quarters.
But there was no life for him back on Earth. They still can't cure radiation cancers. They just cut you piece by piece and
prolong your life for maybe a couple of months. Happened a lot to returnees. Not so much on Mars. For some inexplicable
reason life expectancy was longer here than on the home planet. Thinking back Al could have taken a position with Asteroid
mining. Least those miners lived to a hundred and fifty or so.
He looked at his cards. Three Twos and two sevens. Good hand.
Al said to Damo, "I tell yer what, if yer raise me another billion, I'm in, here's me tag, there's me wages, look at the screen
with yer flamin happy face and place yer bet."
The grin on Damos face said it all. "I'm in bros." Damo laid his cards face up on the table. He had three queens, a six and
an eight.
Al said, "Crikey cobber. Beats me, I'm out. Guess I can now only bet on the cricket after spring." Al folded.
Heh heh heh, bros we always do you in cricket and rugby union. Those are loser bets for you aussies."
Al pondered over another Martian year drilling. "Yeah whatever, say g'day to the missus and young ones when you hit soil.
Enjoy the fried white bait mate."
The End
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