Happy Birthday Australia

a reply to: downunda

checked out yer underdaks ad
bloke looks like a bloody pull through for a SLR rifle
wouldn't cast a shadow on a long summers day
got lucky legs
lucky they dont snap of and run up is a#se
he could paddle to NZ with feet like that

originally posted by: pronto

originally posted by: downunda
a reply to: pronto

Cheers mate.

Sounds like my coopers are doing the Bonn Scott in the eski.

Fortunately, I have no shortage on the beer front.

Enjoy your day

you evil man you coopers you say
used to love their draught and before that the thos Adelaide bitter
now drink the low card gear
lets see hour to the airport 2.45 hrs to the west. x amount of time to your esky
pub here opens in less than 2 hrs
yer esky is safe mate enjoy

Mate! Now I have to say it! I'm very partial to Grafton Bitter. Yep! I'm still straight. Just can't get it anymore and I live near Grafton.

Send a box over or bring one with yer when you drops by.

bally

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: bally001


Well, happy birthday anyway to some of the baddest and craziest mofos on the planet.

Your comment has touch me pump 'hic'. One more for that

bally

originally posted by: pronto
a reply to: downunda

checked out yer underdaks ad
bloke looks like a bloody pull through for a SLR rifle
wouldn't cast a shadow on a long summers day
got lucky legs
lucky they dont snap of and run up is a#se
he could paddle to NZ with feet like that

Damn truck driver missed him at the end of the add. Must be pissed or couldn't see the guy side on.

bally

a reply to: bally001

mate I think more than one carton will be the order of the day
do a lee marvin used to show up on the wharf in cairns to go fishing with his banana bending mate carrying
three cartons
saw yer esky thongs and cream post
yer a bloody sick man mate
but hey I am reminded that you are senior service
I shall venture outside with my akubra hat placed softly but firmly upon my head turn on cruise 1323am radio and
listen to rather well written and sung songs from the 60,s
wearing my shorts, ford XB GT tee shirt yes wait for.... don't anticipate
a pair of hunting boots
not thongs not GP.s and jock strap (TAKE YER BACK MATE) nor board short or boxers
remember I am a civilized man a South Australian of early settler stock with no ankle scars
unlike some who tread the boards round here
enough of that cockypoo have another beer for me cobs

a reply to: bally001

Oi mate any chance of you throwing up a couple pics of aussie v8 cars and utes and coupes
including the ba xr 6 turbo ute and fg xr8 with its lumpy bonnet
aussie day aussie cars
cheers and beers bloke

Myself and a mate are heading to Byron Bay in a few hours - probably go to the brewery where they recently released their new hemp-beer. Its only a mid strength but its got a strong lager-stout taste and look to it.

Beautiful part of the world - great people.

Byron Bay lads, I will have a few toasts for youze.

originally posted by: pronto
a reply to: bally001

Oi mate any chance of you throwing up a couple pics of aussie v8 cars and utes and coupes
including the ba xr 6 turbo ute and fg xr8 with its lumpy bonnet
aussie day aussie cars
cheers and beers bloke

There you go mate. Sorry but bare feet, T and shorts for me today. Had a few. Keep looking sideways at the missus doin the dishes. Yeahh, nahhh, yeahhhhh,, nahh,, saved by another frothy.

bally

a reply to: pronto

On your Day of all Days
Happy Time OZ!!
Two's my limit even giftin' because I'd like to
motor around before I'm 70 (won't be long).

One off and I'll quit sliding... the little lady
and I will probably honeymoon in W.Scotland
instead of OZ because for my fear of uttering
some unintended malediction, makin' 'er a widow.

Hopin' none the less a couple of Carlies deadened the sting.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
Myself and a mate are heading to Byron Bay in a few hours - probably go to the brewery where they recently released their new hemp-beer. Its only a mid strength but its got a strong lager-stout taste and look to it.

Beautiful part of the world - great people.

Byron Bay lads, I will have a few toasts for youze.

Great place to spend the day. Not far from home here. I might drop down to the local at Coutts Crossing. Missus has got a shift that ways this arvo not far from the pub.

Free ride and return. Then again at this pace I may not. Reckon I'd be refused service.

Enjoy Byron.

Kind regards,

bally

a reply to: Sublimecraft

G,day sounds like you have it all worked out for the day
give us rundown on the beer
hemp is a good healer they say so you got it mate
get blotto and better at the same time
that just does not sound right
have a safe day corn stalk

a reply to: derfreebie

G,day and thankyou from all of well most of us that is
the ones that still stand to take a leak

have a good day bloke

a reply to: bally001

mate that's a mean looking 1978 xc falcon ute there
but on prize
the best looking ute made is the ba
RIP
Stuff Canberra and they globalist agenda
how about someone throw in some aussie music
lrb twilights and the list goes on
oh have been to the pub and you would not frigging well believe it
the bloody beer is room temp
fair bloody dinkum as the old man used to say
a bloke wouldn't get a kick in a street fight
the freezers in both fridges are loaded
therefore I declare the drought over

a reply to: pronto

Missus just left to drop the young bloke off in Grafton then start work this arvo at Coutts. Me, well she has left some chores but more an likely I'll be sitting in front of fan counting down the coldies.

Parting words as she left, "You're staggering"

Me, "Nup, I'm suffering vertigo and sure, I'll feed the chooks." (nearly dumped the empties in the chook pen.) Fed the dogs the chook food.

Funny, I'm lookin around what to feed the chooks. It really can't be that important today. Stuff the chooks.

What am I on about? Dunno. Australia Day syndrome.

Crikey.

bally and farts.

originally posted by: pronto
a reply to: derfreebie

G,day and thankyou from all of well most of us that is
the ones that still stand to take a leak

have a good day bloke

Just pointed percy again, still standing but had to use the verandah to steady meself.

Technicolor yawn won't be far away. Party pies in the fridge. Bit of redders on top will fix the guts.

bally

Stay hydrated and safe me China's and enjoy your barbies if you don't have fire restrictions.

a reply to: Timely

Same at you. I'll name me wife Barbie when she gets home from work.

I'll enjoy that.



bally

a reply to: pronto

And now, for some music.......

1966 was a very good year for Oz Garage/Beat music.......here's a selection.

The Masters...from Adelaide of course.



The Black Diamonds, Sydney.



The Throb, Sidinknee,



The Moods, Melbourne teens.



The Loved Ones, Melbourne.



And of course you know these ...



And this is only a tiny sample of Oz rock.

Well after those few stinkers, the let off is great.

Nice temps for our birthday here in South Aus, I think a bottle of Red today just so that ATS does realize that some Aussies are actually cultured.

Then it will be time to put some prawns on the barbie, perhaps with some skippy steaks and a few glasses of Red.

Salad? Sorry, no missus to make one!

Have a great one, mates.

P

a reply to: pheonix358

Hey 358. Does drinking beer with Port chasers count as cultured? Just got a ring from pronto. Mate he's burpin and fartin along. Had a laugh.

Cheers and have a good day,

bally