Oh, Come On! Now Santa Claus Should Be Gender Neutral?

I... I just cant... I cant even..

I want to hit something...

a reply to: DBCowboy


I'm going to go with "false outrage campaign designed to make trans issues seem silly, trivial or unimportant, for $100, Bink."

Santa definitely needs to be rebranded.

As a hot girl. (preferably japanese)

This is obviously indisputable.



Reason being:

* A girl santa will give boys everywhere a pinup girl to lust after and therefore be better behaved.

* Father's everywhere will better discipline their children lest it makes santa cry. (Guys are always a sucker for tears - ask any married man)

* A girl santa will become a role model for girls everywhere thus promoting feminine as the new ideal.

Everybody wins.

Liberals are now also complaining that Santa Claus is White.

a reply to: Whatsthisthen

a reply to: AtlasHawk

Fixed. See post above and below yours.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

We could change this world for the better.

So... Rudolf has two mommies???

You guys have no idea how lucky you are I am not the president with access to the nuclear football. because at this point I think its time to give someone else a turn running the planet.

Some who responded in this thread need Santa (new or Old) to bring him some capitalization skills for Christmas. For the record the New Santa looks real damn creepy& pervy.....Santa ain't got no damn nasty ass prison tats.....bad enough you new wavers did away with Frosty the Snowman. Now you gonna try to change Santa. Damn. Next goddamn thing you know....Old Yeller Lives!!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Ask a bunch of dumb people a bunch of dumb questions on a survey . Expect a dumb answer.

Santa will always be the overweight white bearded fella in my eyes.