Oh, Come On! Now Santa Claus Should Be Gender Neutral?

America is completely confused these days: A new survey found that over 27 percent of people asked would re-brand Santa Claus as a woman or gender-neutral. The poll, from a graphic design company, reported that 10% of the people surveyed wanted Santa Claus to be a woman, and over 17% wanting HIM to be gender neutral. Or…wanting him to ditch the fancy red suit for skinny jeans and an iPhone. Oh, and tattoos. And Amazon Prime instead of reindeer.

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Okay, I get it, many of you don't think Santa Claus should even be mentioned, no sense in "lying" to the little babies.




But this aversion to an old, fat, white guy who drives a sled with eight reindeer is getting absolutely nuts!

PEOPLE!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE SANTA, DON'T DEAL WITH IT THEN BUT DON'T SCREW AROUND OR CHANGE IT FOR THE REST OF US!


Man!

Pisses me off.

If there are statues of Santa, the jolly old elf, they're probably in jeopardy!

a reply to: DBCowboy

you think in 1823 when the popular depiction of santa as we know it came out it caused people to cry like you?

i mean people that had a different image of this fake thing?

it makes me curious

Dude, over 27% of people voted for Hillary. So... we already know there is a large chunk of crazy in this country.

the story should have santa rolling up in an enchanted phantom or some sick as bugatti

not some bitch ass sleigh...

pfft




santa needs to come up

Santa is not coming this year. Too many people have been fat shaming him, he decided to throw in the hat, bag, and the stupid suit he has had to wear because people expect him to wear it. Without that suit he would have been in prison long ago for breaking and entering and stealing cookies and milk from the houses.

He is a He. I have never seen santa wearing earings or lipstick. Well, I have to take it back, one time at a strip bar I did see a girl Santa, but she shed the clothes pretty fast.

a reply to: TinySickTears

Don't care.

Don't screw with Santa, hipster boi.

originally posted by: MisterMcKill
Dude, over 27% of people voted for Hillary. So... we already know there is a large chunk of crazy in this country.

They should get coal in their stockings and then watch them scream because . . . carbon.

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: DBCowboy

you think in 1823 when the popular depiction of santa as we know it came out it caused people to cry like you?

i mean people that had a different image of this fake thing?

it makes me curious

Let me help you with your curiosity.

To be conservative means to conserve... the Constitution, the institutions of the country, its values, its traditions.

As opposed to just erasing or changing everything to appease a small portion of the population who appear to be crazy anyways.

To the OP... any mention if they are going to reassign Mrs. Clause as well?

Or would that offend the feminist movement.

Let's just make him black... that way they won't touch him because... racism!!!

What a profoundly stupid country we have become.

a reply to: DBCowboy

God who cares... as if all of Corporate America is going to make Santa neutral gender or at all take away from the Classic Coca Cola Santa we all know and love.

This just looks like some people enjoy being triggered by a minority who have zero impact on the majority.

Happy Holidays!

originally posted by: rickymouse
Santa is not coming this year. Too many people have been fat shaming him, he decided to throw in the hat, bag, and the stupid suit he has had to wear because people expect him to wear it. Without that suit he would have been in prison long ago for breaking and entering and stealing cookies and milk from the houses.

He is a He. I have never seen santa wearing earings or lipstick. Well, I have to take it back, one time at a strip bar I did see a girl Santa, but she shed the clothes pretty fast.

They probably have Antifa staking out the milk and cookies.

I hope they choke on their "almond" milk and soy chews.

a reply to: DBCowboy

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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: TinySickTears

Don't care.

Don't screw with Santa, hipster boi.

i just dont think you get that things change

none of this is new

new depictions
changes in the language
loss of something
someone gaining something

things have always changed and they always will.

things were done a certain way for x amount of years and then it wasnt

you should probably get used to it

a reply to: Swills


Merry Christmas.

Xi sees when you are sleeping , xe sees when your'e awake .

Frosty the snowtrans likes to wear his mothers clothes.

originally posted by: Lumenari
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Let's just make him black... .

that would be awesome

i have 2 black santas statues on my bookshelf now

really be some tears then i bet huh?

from people trying to conserve.

conserve the changes that were drafted in the constitution that changed how things were.

good luck my friend

some things will stick and some things wont and then those things that stuck will change

of course not every little thing but its going to happen.

has anything ever stayed the same for the duration of a society?
honest question

Some people really need to start getting punched in the face.

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: DBCowboy

you think in 1823 when the popular depiction of santa as we know it came out it caused people to cry like you?

i mean people that had a different image of this fake thing?

it makes me curious

...except the modern image is actually based off of what St Nicholas looked like from frescos and art of him during his life.

The "fake thing" is based off a man who lived and was known for his generosity.

originally posted by: TinySickTears
has anything ever stayed the same for the duration of a society?
honest question

Only the desire to sow discord and harvest chaos.

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: DBCowboy

you think in 1823 when the popular depiction of santa as we know it came out it caused people to cry like you?

i mean people that had a different image of this fake thing?

it makes me curious

Let me help you with your curiosity.

To be conservative means to conserve... the Constitution, the institutions of the country, its values, its traditions.

As opposed to just erasing or changing everything to appease a small portion of the population who appear to be crazy anyways.

To the OP... any mention if they are going to reassign Mrs. Clause as well?

Or would that offend the feminist movement.

Let's just make him black... that way they won't touch him because... racism!!!

What a profoundly stupid country we have become.

The more I read your posts the more I like you.

If you are indicative of the people of North Dakota then it must be a great place.

A lot like Alberta I think