Young woman at McDonalds

A fifty year old woman get's cosmetic surgery on her face. As she's leaving the doctors office after the bandages are removed she's thinking she looks a lot younger. She's very excited. As she's walking down the street she turns to a stranger and asks, "How old do you think I am?" The guy looks at here and says, "I say you look like you are about 30." She replies, "I am 50!" The guy is amazed and says, "Wow! That's amazing you look so young!" She's now very excited and getting more confident. She goes into McDonalds and gets in line. She gets to the counter. After placing her order, she then asks the young man behind the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The kid answers, "Gee, I don't know. Maybe early 30s." She says, "I am 50 years old." The kid looks back at here with amazement and says, "Holy moly! You look great!"

She's now beaming with excitement. She leaves McDonalds and starts walking down the street. She turns to an old man sitting on the bench and says, "How old do you think I am?" The old man stands up, looks at her for moment, and says, "I bet you $100, if you let me touch your breasts, I can tell you exactly how old you are?" She's still feeling very confident and agrees to the old man's proposal. The old man eagerly rubs his hands all over her breasts. He then looks up at the woman and says, "You are 50 years old." She replies by saying, "No way!! How could you possibly know just by touching my breasts." The old man replies, "I was behind you in the line at McDonalds."

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a reply to: dfnj2015

😄😄😄

You just blew your chances of hosting The Oscars.

a reply to: Urantia1111

i think there's something off there cant seem to put me hand on it

a reply to: dfnj2015

My buddy invented a new word: Plagiarism!