santa vs jesus

the issue that i dont understand with the entire farce of santa = the fact that christianity embraces it so fully

think about this :

people tell thier children to have 2 imaginary friends :

santa - who will bring them pressies [ if thjey are good ]

jesus - who will " save thier soul " [ if they are good ]

at " some point " - it is revealed thjat santa is fake

and they can grow up - and not believe in santa any more

but hey the lil baby jebus is REALLY real - honest - you MUST keep believing in him

err - yeah right ....................................

a reply to: ignorant_ape


I thought this was going to be one of those "who would win in a fight" things

Saw post - thought it was Satan vs Jesus and misread the topic as Santa, giggled, clicked.

Nope I hadnt misread.

a reply to: SprocketUK

So did I.
I checked the upcoming events on WWE network and the UFC channel to see when the match was on.

Santa would tear that pussy apart.

a reply to: Breakthestreak


Yeah, Jesus could pummel the big guy all day and he would just laugh it off

am I high right now?

Santa just wouldn't have the stamina, Christ was a carpenter, dodge, weave, just keep hitting.
Chopping down a tree

a reply to: Raggedyman


If it was a fishing competition, I know who my money would be on

Satan , I mean Santa, will quietly bring you presents and leave you alone if you've been good so they're on the same side

IMO Jebus the prophet was real enough but where the Quiftians go wrong is they keep saying he's God

a reply to: ignorant_ape

If you look up the roots of the Christmas tree and even the timing of Christmas itself, you'll find pagan roots.

They did this to appease pagans into intigrating into Christianity.

That said I think it serves a purpose in modern day culture, creating a time of year that culturally everyone (for the most part) celebrates whether Christian or atheist.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

"it is revealed thjat santa is fake"

Who says Santa is fake? What is your source? Where are your pictures? Not even a you tube video. No proof at all.

The thing fake here is your fake news!

a reply to: CriticalStinker

the only thing that christianity actually brings to christmass = the lil baby jebus

evverything else = cultural appropriation

a reply to: toms54

FFS - burden of claim is on " santa believers " - demonstrate that its real

The OP seems like a drunken ATS post.

Late night, bored, drunk.....good time to ponder Jesus and Santa.

....if Jesus went down because of a Santa Haymaker, you'd have to watch out for the resurrection upper cut causing the miracle knock out of the Jolly Old Globe trotter.

Its a negative to fight in Birkenstock Sandals.

Santa could wear down quickly as he is out of shape.

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
a reply to: toms54

FFS - burden of claim is on " santa believers " - demonstrate that its real

I know he's real. I saw him when I was a kid. And spoke to him.

You made the claim but cannot back it up. You have failed to prove Santa is fake.

a reply to: ignorant_ape


You would've scored more points if You would've mentioned that Jesus The Chris† is the absolute LAST GUY who would want You to go out and cut down a perfectly LIVING TREE and then decorate same w/shiny lights and trinkets and then go out and FIGHT & ARGUE and go DEEPER in DEBT to BUY GIFTS for people that don't really appreciate them as they'd much rather You do a "George Costanza" and just give them ¢a$h, thus equating YourSelf as either "Wise Man" (giver) or Jesus HimSelf as (receiver)...

*** SPOILER ALERT * SPOILER ALERT *...

Christmas™ was just invented to allow the shopkeepers to get space on their shelves for next year's products. Interestingly, the shopkeepers and the guy who invented Greeting Cards are in cahoots, so Greeting Cards get a holiday in every month (avenue of revenue) and the shopkeepers get the "Big Kahuna" and they also get to USE Jesus, yet again...

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
a reply to: CriticalStinker

the only thing that christianity actually brings to christmass = the lil baby jebus

evverything else = cultural appropriation

Tell them about the animals in the Manger. The scenario that "They" (religion™ folks) doesn't fit the narrative; the seasons are off...

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Jesus is Santa for adults.

And all the while we are expecting the Easter Bunny.