Abductions and anal probes

Anal probes are probably all about studying our fecal matter.
A good S#it sample can probably tell them a great deal about our health and ingested toxins.

a reply to: dfnj2015

So what do you think? Is abductions and anal probes real or just aberrant human delusions?

If we are visited by someone with the tech to cross big distances faster then light, then "yes" poking people's behinds with a pointy instrument and abductions are a silly idea.

If the "aliens" are home grown here on earth. From say, an antediluvian or pre-Gilgamesh civilization. Then the idea of abductions can have validity.

If one considers the greys, for instance, as being bio-engineered people from a civilization say about ten thousand years ago, then the greys might have an interest in abducting people to overcome engineered limitations.

It would also follow that grey technology would reflect the level of technology of the ancient civilization they were created by plus any advances of their own in the intervening time. Nothing to say the increase in knowledge would be like our last few hundred years.

So my suggestion is home grown "aliens" of the same technological level as the ancient world described in the Vedas and biblical antediluvians.

My signature below, answer that question and you will learn a lot of things about the ancient civilizations that are now just folk tales.

Afterlife Archeology - Religion and civilization's dirty laundry is there for all to see, from our most modern times to the most ancient of times. There is a reason why religion has painted the Underworlds with horror stories. There is a reason why occultists and mystics call places "lower" worlds of illusion, horror and certain danger.

"aberrant human delusions". Science along with western religion, has reduced Nature Spirits, fairies, and other folks in the landscape to nothing more mental illness and superstition. That is so sad, it is also very wrong.

Possibilities:

-Maybe the aliens want the abductee/s to have the emotional experience of being anally probed. Maybe so they will remember parts of the procedure, maybe to jack with the abductee's sense of the inviolability of the self, etc.

-Maybe alien gut is so evolved that they've lost the flora that digest food for H. sapiens. They are taking samples to find a variety of E. coli that will function in their own guts.

-Maybe the aliens are actually focused on genital rather than anal samples. Stimulating the prostate to make the male abductee ejaculate. This would point to a breeding program, where they need many human DNA samples. Perhaps they can no long breed; they only reproduce by genetic engineering. In which case, perhaps they've reached an evolutionary cul-de-sac; they are trying to find their last reproductively viable ancestor. If they are time travelers from the future, maybe they are trying to find Sarah Connor...

-If they are time travelers from the a anti-diluvian past, they are looking for the ancestral stream of humanity that still has vestigial psychic powers. So they need thousands of samples looking for the right bloodline.

-If they are demons, they just enjoy anally dominating Whitely Strieber & co.

-If they are demons, maybe they are looking for a human female who can bear the antichrist in her womb. And the experiments are not viable for some reason. So they are trying to breed the grandparents of the anti-messiah; producing an "anti-Mary" first.

a reply to: dfnj2015

What if our digestive tract, which was our whole bodily functioning system when we were amoebae, was the be all and end of all of our existence and health, perhaps that may still apply. The gut - how important is it and the digestive tract - how important is that function in excreting toxins? I would hazzard a guess as to say, very important, especially as our environment is becoming ever more toxic.

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: dfnj2015

What if our digestive tract, which was our whole bodily functioning system when we were amoebae, was the be all and end of all of our existence and health, perhaps that may still apply. The gut - how important is it and the digestive tract - how important is that function in excreting toxins? I would hazzard a guess as to say, very important, especially as our environment is becoming ever more toxic.

You are missing the point. Any extraterrestrials a million years more advanced technology wise than us would have technology beyond our comprehension. It seems to me they would have means of gather the information you described without having to physically shove a probe up our butts. It's laughable to think they do not have some kind of MRI-laser-beam-spectral analysis device they could zap us with from outer space and gather the same information. Or send down some king of robotic sub-micro-drone. If they were probing our fecal matter I doubt we would be able to detect they were doing it.

originally posted by: dfnj2015

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: dfnj2015

What if our digestive tract, which was our whole bodily functioning system when we were amoebae, was the be all and end of all of our existence and health, perhaps that may still apply. The gut - how important is it and the digestive tract - how important is that function in excreting toxins? I would hazzard a guess as to say, very important, especially as our environment is becoming ever more toxic.

You are missing the point. Any extraterrestrials a million years more advanced technology wise than us would have technology beyond our comprehension. It seems to me they would have means of gather the information you described without having to physically shove a probe up our butts. It's laughable to think they do not have some kind of MRI-laser-beam-spectral analysis device they could zap us with from outer space and gather the same information. Or send down some king of robotic sub-micro-drone. If they were probing our fecal matter I doubt we would be able to detect they were doing it.

What is more precise than taking a biological sample as it exists in it's present state and examining it. Who knows what they are collecting from there, I am sure you don't know.

Your fantastical presumptions of what can be scientifically be done in the future is a good start for a fiction novel.

originally posted by: InTheLight
a reply to: dfnj2015

What if our digestive tract, which was our whole bodily functioning system when we were amoebae....

Speak for yourself!

Anal probing is a joke that was taken too far by Hollywood and countless comedians.
Occasionally it was funny(think Cartman in South Park)but ran out of gas pretty quickly.

a reply to: ChaoticOrder

It tough to say from my pov, subculture and the spirits of the times maybe. Might have more to do with the timing of said abductions and that they may take on certain theme in appearance for a certain duration. I'm inclined to mass hallcuniations, but abductions seem to be on an individual basis. Also how many of them are actually repressed memories.

The more sexual tales may be very vivid wet dreams, but might have a common element similar to OBE. Even NDE give off that feeling of being pulled like a tractor beam, and the same said feeling of helplessness( not being able to move).

I've read one thread on ATS that tries to link alien abduction experiences to repressed memories of the trauma of being born.

human delusions?


But i believe in UFO's ... and from what i have seen / read ... 99.999999999999% of "abductees" in my eyes are bonkers

The indication of these probes came from Whitley Strieber. Whether one believes him, or others, or not, about this I don't see why they'd be comfortable making up such claims.

Others may say it wasn't aliens at all, but rather government disguising as aliens to achieve testing goals. Apparently they like to do colonoscopy tests.

Even if life exists in the universe. A life form evolving in to entering in the space radition is would never happens.. ( so what about moon landing? Its a fake news )

Most likely Anal ‘probing’ probably started out to hide homosexuality among Americans.. probably started out by married man come home with damaged bottom hole, after missing for 3 days..

Yeah right... aliens.. lol

anal probes - because aliens never figured out prostrate PSA tests ?

a reply to: dfnj2015

I find it very hard to believe there would be absolutely anything they would ever want from us besides intellectual curiosity the way human scientists study a particular ant species in Africa.

You must know humanities ultimate purpose in the universe then to believe such a thing.

But you think we are as significant as a certain ant species in Africa.

What species of ant?

They could be extremely significant to whole circle of life on earth just like humans can be for the galaxy or maybe even further beyond and have a universal purpose.

So what do you think? Is abductions and anal probes real or just aberrant human delusions?

Yes they are very real.

Nothing to do with ET though.

Although I cant say for every case, but a very high number of cases where an actual abduction takes place its done by persons or groups with ties/connections to why UFOlogy was created.

a reply to: dfnj2015

there was a guy that made a extensive PDF e-book a while ago that pointed all the flaws with strieber's "the key"
i still think however that the biggest red flag was the fact that whitley was a fiction writer before he wrote those books wich he claimed were true experiences

I've take more than a few dogs to the vet for a checkup.
One of the first things they do is give them the probe and check for worms.
The expression on the dogs' face is priceless.
"Why is this human stick a small spoon up my ass?"

Maybe they are not probing us at all but scooping out some of our fresh feces' as it's an alien delicacy.
A bit like caviar is (supposedly) a delicacy for us humans.

It could also be an illegal practice for them, hence why it's not widespread and they leave no evidence.

Abductions and anal probes

What time?

Perhaps they are targeting the nerve endings.

The anal probe examination during abductions was brought about by Whitley Streiber in his writings. Before that it was long surgical needles