Michael Avenatti Arrested For Felony Domestic Violence

a reply to: The GUT

His temper isn't good enough to represent anyone.

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: The GUT

His temper isn't good enough to represent anyone.

I wonder if Avenatti likes beer.
He probably drinks beer.
He must drink beer a lot.
He likely drinks beer and then punches women.

He was probably a drunk in college, where he organized and participated in girl-punching parties.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I bet he had a strange slang for farting too.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: IAMTAT

I bet he had a strange slang for farting too.

'Farting' is probably his code word for punching women.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: yuppa
a reply to: Sookiechacha

Well the proof he was guilty was on his GFs face.

Does Avenatti deny hitting her?

He said self defense,so yes admission.open shut.

originally posted by: yuppa

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: yuppa
a reply to: Sookiechacha

Well the proof he was guilty was on his GFs face.

Does Avenatti deny hitting her?

He said self defense,so yes admission.open shut.

But didn't he ALSO say he never hit a woman in his life?

How does he reconcile those two statements?

Was 'She' a transvestite?
Does he define "hit" as slap or push into furniture...or throwing hard objects at her face?

originally posted by: SocratesJohnson
IF he goes to jail, america should all send him messages.

Dear CPL

Good luck with 'The Sisters"

Tell them Andy Dufresne says hi

He could almost pass as the lead sister's relative.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: The GUT

His temper isn't good enough to represent anyone.

I wonder if Avenatti likes beer.
He probably drinks beer.
He must drink beer a lot.
He likely drinks beer and then punches women.

He was probably a drunk in college, where he organized and participated in girl-punching parties.

It's possible. I think the only way to be sure is to have an FBI investigation.

a reply to: UKTruth

Oh the fbi should definitely be investigating this, they investigate all sexual assault cases, don't they?
Or do they have to be two decades old?
I hear there was a "witness" that will testify they saw all of this, including the bit with the trash can punch, and hottie avenatti spiking it.
Not your "traditional" spike with alcohol, but a real iron railroad spike.

originally posted by: Sookiechacha

Easier than what? Why does the LAPD HQ feel the need to broadcast Avenetti's domestic squabbles before they've been investigated? It's not like there aren't raging wild fires, traffic problems and looting issues in monied fire ravaged areas, that the LAPD HQ is dealing with right now. But, I don't see any recent LAPD HQ tweets about evacuation areas, road closures/openings, power outages and traffic snarls, etc.

Only going to answer this part, bold mine, LAPD doesn't do the fire tweets on this fire, LA Sheriff Dept does and have been doing them many times a day and they also send texts if you sign up for them. Sheriff covers all areas of LA county, PD only covers the city and since the fire is mostly out of city limits SD has taken the lead.

ETA example of Sheriff texts:

Stormy Daniels says she is going to fire Avenatti as her lawyer if the abuse allegations against him are true.

www.businessinsider.com...

This coming from the woman who was arrested for Domestic Spouse Abuse after she assaulted her husband.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I wonder if Avenatti likes beer.
He probably drinks beer.
He must drink beer a lot.
He likely drinks beer and then punches women.

He was probably a drunk in college, where he organized and participated in girl-punching parties.

He doesn't drink beer you heathen, he likes a good cocktail and his martini must be made to the same exacting standards each time....he likes them just like his women, shaken and punched.

a reply to: carewemust

#hertoo

originally posted by: carewemust
Stormy Daniels says she is going to fire Avenatti as her lawyer if the abuse allegations against him are true.

www.businessinsider.com...

This coming from the woman who was arrested for Domestic Spouse Abuse after she assaulted her husband.

It appears Avenatti has been rubbing off on Stormy.




I hear she likes that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I wonder if Avenatti likes beer.
He probably drinks beer.
He must drink beer a lot.
He likely drinks beer and then punches women.

He was probably a drunk in college, where he organized and participated in girl-punching parties.

He doesn't drink beer you heathen, he likes a good cocktail and his martini must be made to the same exacting standards each time....he likes them just like his women, shaken and punched.

I can respect that.
Waitresses wear a hockey mask when they bring me MY martini.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Avenatti has sort of a "horse face" too doesn't he?

It seems like they've rubbed-off on each other, lol.

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: IAMTAT

Avenatti has sort of a "horse face" too doesn't he?

It seems like they've rubbed-off on each other, lol.

Certainly explains why his head is so shiny.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: xuenchen
Bail set at $50,000.00

🚬💨

That will be difficult to make for a tax cheat whose accounts are locked up pending payment of all the various judgements he's lost over the past year. Maybe Dwayne "Dog" Chapman can bail him out and then hunt him down around Christmastime when he skips town and jumps bail.

Damn, I'd pay to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter run down Avenatti for jumping bail!

a reply to: IAMTAT

It appears Avenatti has been rubbing off on Stormy.

that costs money

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: The GUT

When Ante doesn't talk about something, it generally means he disavows it or at least is highly skeptical of it, at least where stories potentially damaging to his politics are concerned. It's why he never jumped on the "Trump colluded with Russia" story. I get what he's saying and no, I never noticed him wasting his air on Avanatti's Kavanaugh claims... if he'd believed in Avanatti, he'd have been spiking the ball during player introductions.

I mostly disagree with Antidiluvian, but yeah: he typically has the good sense to recognize a turd and not try to polish it, unlike some other posters around here.