Aliens - take me to your leader

When aliens come to earth , they always ask the question , "take me to your leader " in their weird voice or computer assisted voice or universal translator
So I wanted to know just for a laugh , how many think in today's USA , how many aliens from other worlds would ask if they had observed us for a while The reason I'm using the US rather than UK or anywhere else is because Hollywood has indoctrinated us all to believe that if aliens come their first port of call is the US , and if anyone is going to save us from any space based disaster its America (or any a-b-c list celebrity)

This is aptly placed in the Jokes section

Would aliens landing in the US today ask this question?

a reply to: sapien82

I think that wherever they land, the first thing they're likely to say is;

'We left you guys alone for like five minutes and you've trashed the place - Now get back up to your caves and think about what you've done!'

Lol

a reply to: MerkabaTribeEntity

hahahahahh brilliant !

I know they wouldn't ask that in the UK because we cant negotiate our way out of a wet paper bag wae a pair of scissors in our hands !

a reply to: sapien82

Aliens once landed in Russia, taking a rest, did a short picnic. They left behind some artifacts. This Area is called 'The Zone'. If you want to enter, you need a 'Stalker'.

a reply to: oloufo

Roadside picnic! , its one of my favourite novels !

excellent , I always liked the movie as well , great writers those two

a reply to: sapien82

yeah, both genius! great novel, great idea!
stalker is one of my all time favorite movies.

a reply to: oloufo

I really enjoy watching it too the atmosphere in that film is perfect, always makes me feel sleepy when its in the zone for some reason !

a reply to: sapien82

I am posting the first thing that popped in my head...
Hide me from Hillary!

a reply to: mamabeth

Exactly would you want to be taken to her , if you were an alien!

I dont think Id want to speak to any "world leaders"

If I was an alien , id want to speak to the most aware conscious human beings I could find !

Politicians do not meet that category what so ever

You'd get more sense out of a child than a politician at least children are honest to a degree of certainty
before they are corrupted by society

i guess they's ask it just to cause a total panic.

a reply to: Damla

Yeh so now would they find it to cliche ?
like after observing us and seeing that line in multiple movies, would they feel awkward by saying it , like it would be so uncool to say that in front of the other aliens !

a reply to: sapien82
It's just the accent. They're hungry.
The intended message was always "Take me to your larder".

a reply to: DISRAELI

So it is just a road side picninc, they ran out of snacks on their inter stellar journey and thought , hey I know the humans like food