Should all elected US officials be subject to a random DNA test?

I had a random thought on my morning run today:
Should all elected US officials be subject to a mandatory DNA sample? Said sample can then be compared nation wide against unsolved crimes, which has a potential to eliminate a lot of the trash before it gets in to office.
On the con side, it does push the invasion of privacy issue, if there is such a thing as privacy anymore.
So what do you all think? Yay or nay?

a reply to: Brian4real


Yes, I'd also like to know which ones are human-alien hybrids so we can properly deal with them.

I would rather see them take a mental stability test.

a reply to: Brian4real

What do you mean pushing invasion of privacy?
That's blatant invasion of privacy.

It's still a requirement to be an American citizen to hold elected office (except in California anyway) so these people still have constitutionally protected rights.

originally posted by: Nickn3

I would rather see them take a mental stability test.

Who would have been able to run for either party in the last election then?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Brian4real


Yes, I'd also like to know which ones are human-alien hybrids so we can properly deal with them.

You must be looking for a significant other

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
You must be looking for a significant other

More like lunch.

a reply to: Brian4real

Have fun trying to get that through congress.

I'd say it's more likely they require all citizens to take the test... Then they would make a loophole so politicians wouldn't have to.

a reply to: Brian4real

well not every crime leaves DNA samples dude so ummmm no.

a reply to: Brian4real

HMMMM NOPE won’t happen and is DEFINITELY an invasion of privacy.
Funny thought that just popped up in my brain....In the future each elected officials office has 2 tubes. In one tube is a Trump clone, and the other is Obama. Every eight years they switch and the other goes back to sleep.
Sorry just woke up and am out of coffee and tea so it’s going to be a slow one.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
well not every crime leaves DNA samples dude so ummmm no.

Quoted for truth.

If you use a clean suit, booties and a hair net the likelihood of you leaving DNA samples at your most recent crime is minimal. Also bring bleach.

Why random? That is easy to corrupt and swing against one group or another. If you are going to do something like this, make it mandatory.

And no, I'm not saying I support the idea.

Only if I can FOIA their DNA to clone them for use as punching bags and the like....

a reply to: Brian4real

Fishing for criminals? Sounds pretty totalitarian to me.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: Brian4real

well not every crime leaves DNA samples dude so ummmm no.

originally posted by: BigDave-AR
Only if I can FOIA their DNA to clone them for use as punching bags and the like....

Woah man, making a politician human centipede is too far. I mean it's fitting, seeing as it would be the physical damnation of them literally eating the sh** they all spew, but too far.

Can't believe you had that idea and brought it up....

SMH

haha

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: BigDave-AR
Only if I can FOIA their DNA to clone them for use as punching bags and the like....

Woah man, making a politician human centipede is too far. I mean it's fitting, seeing as it would be the physical damnation of them literally eating the sh** they all spew, but too far.

Can't believe you had that idea and brought it up....

SMH

haha

How did you know my endgame?!?!?! Get out of my mind!!!!1
Hey I’ve got no filter first thing that came to my mind at the thought of mandatory DNA samples from politicians....

a reply to: BigDave-AR

There would be a Civil War to dilecide who's at the end though haha.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: BigDave-AR

There would be a Civil War to dilecide who's at the end though haha.

I’m very fair so I’d just make sure it was a circle centipede, my perpetual fecal motion creation might be put to good use somehow...🤣🤣

originally posted by: BigDave-AR

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: BigDave-AR

There would be a Civil War to dilecide who's at the end though haha.

I’m very fair so I’d just make sure it was a circle centipede, my perpetual fecal motion creation might be put to good use somehow...🤣🤣

You are a creative genius sir, and I applaud you.