Carrot cake - I'm only human., page 1

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:12 PM

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So nutty, so moist ...

It is forbidden?
I want a slice.

You're too much carbs,
But some protein
I'm seeing stars ...

Forgot you
That would be nice
But I'm dreaming of a slice.

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:14 PM

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I'm not quite sure where the carrots come in.

But when I taste you I know it is sin.

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:17 PM

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Tonight, I had tea,
And some wine
Flip, how you tempt me.

DAVID64

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:19 PM

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Carrot cake is a sin ?
Well, save me a seat by the fire, 'cause apparently I'm going to Hell right along with you.

DAVID64

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:22 PM

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a reply to: halfoldman

I had coffee this morning.
We're gonna burn.

BURN I TELL YA!!

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:23 PM

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Flip brother, let's bake:
www.youtube.com...

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:27 PM

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French or British?

Well Joan of Arc was the only thing the British ever baked properly.

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:33 PM

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Dreaming of cake
Makes my digestion quicker
Eggs, or vegan, or vegetarian
Just beholding you
Makes my mind trigger.

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Athetos

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:33 PM

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Your after my own heart carrot cakes the bomb. So is pecan pie.
a reply to: halfoldman

Carrot cake oh blessed root
My blood sugar sure did shoot
Right threw the roof and into sky
It’s so great I just might die

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:40 PM

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A nice slice of cake
Is better than some vagina
Come slice it here,
Your body is in South Africa
But your head is in North Carolina.

research100

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:43 PM

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a reply to: halfoldman

carrot cake and pecan pie..2 of my FAVORITES!!!!!!!!

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:44 PM

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Cake, cake!

Is this a drug?

Yip it is,

And the cream

Makes me a high calorie thug.

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:52 PM

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Hare Krishna.

How much for a wife like that?

No you must do it yourself.

No, I'm a boy, we were never taught this.
I mean, I really, really need a wife who can cook.
www.youtube.com...

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 02:59 PM

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halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 03:03 PM

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All I know how to make is ...

Please get jelly.

No vegetarian jelly.

Sago-palm, milk and sugar.

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 03:04 PM

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You mean, we can have a vegetarian dessert?

Yes, we can.

JAGStorm

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 03:06 PM

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a reply to: halfoldman

Carrot cupcake is only 1/2 the sin, you're welcome

halfoldman

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 03:11 PM

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Beware - you don't want to see this.

I just yelled all over the house.

This is a shock to the system.

rickymouse

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 03:13 PM

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A good homemade carrot cake made from scratch is sooooooooooo good. I do not consider it junk food.

Some spice cakes made from scratch are really good too.

rickymouse

posted on Oct, 12 2018 @ 03:15 PM

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originally posted by: halfoldman
Beware - you don't want to see this.

I just yelled all over the house.

This is a shock to the system.

Killing all those worms just to get a meal? That is criminal. We buy a half a cow and get a real lot of meals from just being responsible for one life.