Bill Cosby's Already Been Assaulted In Prison

Less than a day into his prison sentence, BILL COSBY was ASSAULTED by another inmate. According to the not-always-reliable Radar Online, someone threw a STALE HOT DOG BUN at him.

That's what Bill supposedly told his wife Camille when he called her from the joint. He added that he fell down some steps because nobody was guiding him. Bill is legally blind.

He also told Camille, quote, "They took my cane, tie, and shoelaces because they think I will harm myself," and he begged her to do whatever she could to get him out as soon as possible.

Bill Cosby's Already Been Assaulted In Prison



Looks like Cosby's already not too popular in prison.

And here was me thinking it would've been him who'd have the other prisoners in stitches.

Guess he should be happy the guys not tossing another type of hotdog in his direction.

originally posted by: andy06shake

Less than a day into his prison sentence, BILL COSBY was ASSAULTED by another inmate. According to the not-always-reliable Radar Online, someone threw a STALE HOT DOG BUN at him.

That's what Bill supposedly told his wife Camille when he called her from the joint. He added that he fell down some steps because nobody was guiding him. Bill is legally blind.

He also told Camille, quote, "They took my cane, tie, and shoelaces because they think I will harm myself," and he begged her to do whatever she could to get him out as soon as possible.

Bill Cosby's Already Been Assaulted In Prison

Looks like Cosby's already not too popular in prison.

And here was me thinking it would've been him who'd have the other prisoners in stitches.

Guess he should be happy the guys not tossing another type of hotdog in his direction.

He has enough money that he could be running the joint if he wanted to.

Assault by stale hot dog bun.



What they ain't serving jello in jail-o?

a reply to: TinySickTears

And he wont even see it coming.

Really. Assaulted, with a stale hotdog bun. Talk about clickbaity title. Not blaming OP, that news outlet should be ashamed of itself. lol

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: TinySickTears

And he wont even see it coming.

thats the best part
no need to keister a roofie

a reply to: andy06shake

They took his tie? You mean he's going to be the only inmate in the entire prison not wearing a tie? How rude!

originally posted by: Tiberon
Really. Assaulted, with a stale hotdog bun. Talk about clickbaity title. Not blaming OP, that news outlet should be ashamed of itself. lol

I think charge would be assault and breadery.

something’s really wrong with you

a reply to: TinySickTears

There's a very good joke in there somewhere....


He better be glad it was a bun and not a wiener.

originally posted by: SayGoodNightGracie
something’s really wrong with you

a reply to: TinySickTears

never heard that before

They should have thrown pudding.

...far more poetic...

a reply to: andy06shake
Well obviously he hasn't been greeted by the 'welcome to prison for rape' group yet. Give it a few more days

a reply to: madmac5150

Maybe frozen pudding?

Effective and poetic. LoL

originally posted by: andy06shake
a reply to: madmac5150

Maybe frozen pudding?

Effective and poetic. LoL

He had a stale piece of bread thrown at him.

From what I understand about prison life... he had a good first day.

holy crap, you people are bonkers.
evil and soulless.

They know he has money, that was probably the first step in the direction of the shakedown for protection payments. Same thing happened to John Gotti and when he refused to continue doing so he was promptly assaulted, he resumed payments shortly there after.