"Taking Applications For A New Best Friend"

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I'm flattered with the description.

Strewth!

Thanks mate!

bally

Like i said before.. I kill threads... check the archives. 'Nuff said. =D

a reply to: bally001

Okay, with that.

I'll go feed me chooks and check on the pumps.

My regards to you.

bally

Pumps? If you're not talking about high-heels, then it totally turns me on/out that you are talking about septic systems!

a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Sorry mate. Talking about "Briggs and Stratton". Fine pumps.

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

Because I'm livin in a world where the fun never ends
Drivin around in a brand-new banged up rented Benz,
Gonna dent the rims, and live out my whims
And ain't no mutha f***as 'bout to split these twins
You see i got ur front, back, knees, sides and shins
And if you think I ain't a ninja then guess again
Other ni**az pretend, but i'm ya shapeshifting friend
And if ya got what ya owe me, pay me back plus ten ;-)

Come again?

Before I set ya down in the friend zone
you need to know that when we're all alone
that if you disagree with me you can count your teeth for free,
but I'll buy you a sundae to make things straight
and I'll teach ya a better way to negotiate
and not be afraid of the choice you made.

My application's submitted, but don't make me wait.

originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Sorry mate. Talking about "Briggs and Stratton". Fine pumps.

Whoa! B&S.... That's my push-mower engine! God Bless The US! Been operational since 1995!!! Go B&S!

a reply to: highvein

High five. I'm off the court to sit on the bench.

My kindest regards,

bally

a reply to: bally001


Lol. You know I had to.

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

Because I'm livin in a world where the fun never ends
Drivin around in a brand-new banged up rented Benz,
Gonna dent the rims, and live out my whims
And ain't no mutha f***as 'bout to split these twins
You see i got ur front, back, knees, sides and shins
And if you think I ain't a ninja then guess again
Other ni**az pretend, but i'm ya shapeshifting friend
And if ya got what ya owe me, pay me back plus ten ;-)

Come again?

Before I set ya down in the friend zone
you need to know that when we're all alone
that if you disagree with me you can count your teeth for free,
but I'll buy you a sundae to make things straight
and I'll teach ya a better way to negotiate
and not be afraid of the choice you made.

My application's submitted, but don't make me wait.

Just to be clear, you're not aggressively queer...or trynna lick my ear, but we could have a beer and hop in a go-kart and co-steer? We could hold hands, but only in fear!! =[

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originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

Because I'm livin in a world where the fun never ends
Drivin around in a brand-new banged up rented Benz,
Gonna dent the rims, and live out my whims
And ain't no mutha f***as 'bout to split these twins
You see i got ur front, back, knees, sides and shins
And if you think I ain't a ninja then guess again
Other ni**az pretend, but i'm ya shapeshifting friend
And if ya got what ya owe me, pay me back plus ten ;-)

Come again?

Before I set ya down in the friend zone
you need to know that when we're all alone
that if you disagree with me you can count your teeth for free,
but I'll buy you a sundae to make things straight
and I'll teach ya a better way to negotiate
and not be afraid of the choice you made.

My application's submitted, but don't make me wait.

Just to be clear, you're not aggressively queer...or trynna lick my ear, but we could have a beer and hop in a go-kart and co-steer? We could hold hands, but only in fear!! =[

Your plan sucks, except for the beer
as for being queer I guess I'm just weird
and don't fear the stigma of how I appeare.
I don't want to be in the same car is that clear
cause you might want to try shift my gear.

originally posted by: highvein


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originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

Because I'm livin in a world where the fun never ends
Drivin around in a brand-new banged up rented Benz,
Gonna dent the rims, and live out my whims
And ain't no mutha f***as 'bout to split these twins
You see i got ur front, back, knees, sides and shins
And if you think I ain't a ninja then guess again
Other ni**az pretend, but i'm ya shapeshifting friend
And if ya got what ya owe me, pay me back plus ten ;-)

Come again?

Before I set ya down in the friend zone
you need to know that when we're all alone
that if you disagree with me you can count your teeth for free,
but I'll buy you a sundae to make things straight
and I'll teach ya a better way to negotiate
and not be afraid of the choice you made.

My application's submitted, but don't make me wait.

Just to be clear, you're not aggressively queer...or trynna lick my ear, but we could have a beer and hop in a go-kart and co-steer? We could hold hands, but only in fear!! =[

Your plan sucks, except for the beer
as for being queer I guess I'm just weird
and don't fear the stigma of how I appeare.
I don't want to be in the same car is that clear
cause you might want to try shift my gear.

I didn't dis' you..
Don't even know ya...
In another life
I might even **** ya
But confrontation
Is old as Vader vs Yoda
Are we agreeing, or blowing steam?
Still like to know ya ;-)

Uh....Hmmmm damn...i'm kinda runk and dazed and crazy with exhaustion but I still.can't think.of anything to say to those mad #in ninja rappin skillz....maybe I need more beer

But I don't owe you brah...I don't owe you #....

#MeTooDrunk movement...
I think I made a few friend/mates today/tonight although I might lose them tomorrow, but ya shoulda worn your 'seatbelts!' wanks! LoL

*oUT*

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

originally posted by: highvein


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originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

originally posted by: highvein

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

Because I'm livin in a world where the fun never ends
Drivin around in a brand-new banged up rented Benz,
Gonna dent the rims, and live out my whims
And ain't no mutha f***as 'bout to split these twins
You see i got ur front, back, knees, sides and shins
And if you think I ain't a ninja then guess again
Other ni**az pretend, but i'm ya shapeshifting friend
And if ya got what ya owe me, pay me back plus ten ;-)

Come again?

Before I set ya down in the friend zone
you need to know that when we're all alone
that if you disagree with me you can count your teeth for free,
but I'll buy you a sundae to make things straight
and I'll teach ya a better way to negotiate
and not be afraid of the choice you made.

My application's submitted, but don't make me wait.

Just to be clear, you're not aggressively queer...or trynna lick my ear, but we could have a beer and hop in a go-kart and co-steer? We could hold hands, but only in fear!! =[

Your plan sucks, except for the beer
as for being queer I guess I'm just weird
and don't fear the stigma of how I appeare.
I don't want to be in the same car is that clear
cause you might want to try shift my gear.

I didn't dis' you..
Don't even know ya...
In another life
I might even **** ya
But confrontation
Is old as Vader vs Yoda
Are we agreeing, or blowing steam?
Still like to know ya ;-)

No diss'n intended I recommend you listen to my deposition.
This is what makes me the man I am and I am the man you can't stand
which makes it hard to be friends cause I make my friends cring.

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: bally001
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

???What has this thread got to do with dogs?

What has this thread to do with anything?

It was made to lure you and it worked

originally posted by: DeReK DaRkLy

#MeTooDrunk movement...
I think I made a few friend/mates today/tonight although I might lose them tomorrow, but ya shoulda worn your 'seatbelts!' wanks! LoL

*oUT*

I'm your friend man. I like the rhymes.

a reply to: Trueman

Yeah it did work. Gotta laugh.

I'm on the "Front Hole" thread now.

Enjoying this madness after a hectic week.

My regards to you Truey.

bally

Filling your time with rhymes
is the folly of them
whose performs crimes,
but is it really a crime
if you life is just a composite of
rented times.
Friends or Foes
what must go will be how it flows,
and if friends becomes
foes, then foes can become
friends
and so the cycle of life
continues on end,
and on and on it must go until
the very, very end.

Thou shalt not call me Stinkfoot, love.