posted on Nov, 23 2021 @ 08:47 PM
A life long Flat Earth Theorist named Greg dies and goes to Heaven.
Upon arrival, at the Pearly Gates; Greg meets Saint Peter, whom said "Welcome to Heaven Greg; Today is your lucky day, you are one of hundred people
...who can, ask a question to God.
Greg: Can I ask God anything?
Saint Peter: Anything.
So Saint Peter ushers Greg and the ninety-nine others, to talk to God; Saint Peter says to Greg, close your eyes and ask.
Greg finds himself standing in front of God asks the burning question on his mind.
Greg: God?
God: Yes, Greg?
Greg: I need to know, is the Earth truly flat?
God: let's out a long sigh and rubs Greg's head.
God: No Greg, the Earth is Round.
Greg being confused, contemplates himself; then utters: This conspiracy, goes higher than I thought.