CDC says dont reuse condoms

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

This thread has gotten too gross for me

I'm thinking of perhaps looking for some better dinner table banter, also. By the way, rumor has it the CDC is about to make another shocking announcement, that you shouldn't French kiss anybody with Ebola.

a reply to: Bluntone22

That's EXACTLY what some people do!

It's a frequent practice of a certain religious institution. In fact, there's even a best seller book out there which covers the topic! It's a lot more common than many might think.

Serious too.

ETA - The author also goes into graphic detail about how her crazy husband would wash them in the dishwasher and then hang them up to dry on a makeshift clothesline in the kitchen.

Imagine seeing that if you popped in for a visit!!!!!!!

Silly people... plastic bags are free at any grocery store. And they also have paper bags, which also come in handy at times.

originally posted by: Kharron
Silly people... plastic bags are free at any grocery store. And they also have paper bags, which also come in handy at times.

No joke I spend a bit of time working in a Emergency Department....

Pulled out a few Tesco bags out of places you would never believe.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Very true, hopefully though the best of us will travel and evolve into a better species.

People your suppose to wash them then dry them in the sun.

Good as new!

originally posted by: OtherSideOfTheCoin

originally posted by: Kharron
Silly people... plastic bags are free at any grocery store. And they also have paper bags, which also come in handy at times.

No joke I spend a bit of time working in a Emergency Department....

Pulled out a few Tesco bags out of places you would never believe.

Oh I remember Tesco when I lived in the UK! Kinda like Walmart here, store for miles.

And that is crazy and gross, why would someone put a Tesco bag in their ear?

Dang, I have about 8 magnums drying on the laundry line out back. Back to Scotch tape I guess

originally posted by: Starhooker
Dang, I have about 8 magnums drying on the laundry line out back. Back to Scotch tape I guess

Why, you trying to get them to shrink?

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
a reply to: Bluntone22

I thought that was common knowledge.
Regarding the cost, last time I looked it was about $1 per. But as you say there are free ones available.

Just think ... these are the people breeding, and theirs are the kids we support with welfare.

Hello, Idiocracy! Anyone ready for Brawndo?

Yup if they're reusing condoms there's definitely a higher chance these people will end up breeding.

a reply to: atsgrounded

I donate my used condoms to the homeless.

You can use it twice.....just turn it inside out and shake the F... out of it. Lol

a reply to: schuyler

Yep, someone has to say it because many many areas only teach abstinence only due to religious fundamentalist screwing up schools.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: Bluntone22


You can use condom for other things. Just don't use it for sex again...

Your wording here, using "again," makes it sound like you're saying their are other post coital uses for a prophylactic. "After we're done here, m'dear, I have a special surprise for you! Balloon animals!"

....And homemade sausages !

originally posted by: neo96
People your suppose to wash them then dry them in the sun.

Good as new!

Would the microwave work?

originally posted by: dug88

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
a reply to: Bluntone22

I thought that was common knowledge.
Regarding the cost, last time I looked it was about $1 per. But as you say there are free ones available.

Just think ... these are the people breeding, and theirs are the kids we support with welfare.

Hello, Idiocracy! Anyone ready for Brawndo?

Yup if they're reusing condoms there's definitely a higher chance these people will end up breeding.

That's scary. I hope that thought doesn't keep me up tonight.

originally posted by: Pyle
a reply to: schuyler

Yep, someone has to say it because many many areas only teach abstinence only due to religious fundamentalist screwing up schools.

The CDC has to say don't reuse condoms because some places teach abstinence? I think you are confused.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Well what do you know.

This explains my 12 children I guess.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: carewemust
a reply to: Bluntone22


You can use condom for other things. Just don't use it for sex again...

Your wording here, using "again," makes it sound like you're saying their are other post coital uses for a prophylactic. "After we're done here, m'dear, I have a special surprise for you! Balloon animals!"

Or a nightcap?

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Pyle
a reply to: schuyler

Yep, someone has to say it because many many areas only teach abstinence only due to religious fundamentalist screwing up schools.

The CDC has to say don't reuse condoms because some places teach abstinence? I think you are confused.

Well if you are not properly educated because abstinence only education doesnt properly teach sex ed... Yes, the CDC would have to say that.