Meme Development Request - Peter Strzok Meme.

So I was all like
Mom! get out of my basement.

Then I was...
Hehe herrrrrrr ya caught meee.

But then I was like.. Mom close the door! My favorite scene of Game of Thrones is playing!
30 more seconds mom!

If i only had a middle name. I'd be Peter (something) Strzok the serial killer.

Serial killer joke.


So I was driving, and I saw a hitch hiker, looked a little rough around the edges but nothing I couldn't handle, so I figured what the hell and picked him up and gave him a ride.

As soon as we pull back onto the highway, he slowly turns his head and then when he's looking straight at me, he says "So, how do know I'm not a serial killer?"

Quickly catching his eye then turning my attention back to the road I replied - the odds of there being 2 serial killers in the same car is astronomical.

Must see re: Strzok's testimony, after being told he doesn't have to answer this question becuase the Mueller investigation continues..

twitter.com...

God damn, imagine being alone in a room being interrogated by that guy... Or even just talking about golf and grandkids would be pretty uncomfortable with that guy.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Haha, that looks like the distorted, blue screaming face from the intro to X-files.