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I'll bet you can guess where Don Gorske celebrates his birthdays. He celebrated another, more unique milestone yesterday, when he ate his 30,000th Big Mac at a McDonald's in Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin, which happens to be the same McDonald's he visited when he ate his first Big Mac back in 1972. I suspect that means he's been McDonald's most loyal customer since well before at least half of the people who read this article were born. Heck, even the guy who invented Big Macs, and who died recently at age 98, said he only ate one a week.
Here's the beef:
But it's an absurd number of Big Macs. To start with, eating 30,000 over 46 years would require eating 652 per year. And that in turn would work out to consuming 1.786 Big Macs every single day since the Nixon administration. Indeed, Gorske reports that there have only been eight days during which he didn't eat a Big Mac that entire time: once because an intense snowstorm stopped him from reaching McDonald's, for example, and once on the day in 1988 when his mother died. Also, given that each Big Mac has two 1.6-ounce beef patties,it means Gorske has eaten more than 6,000 pounds of beef, which might work out to (and this is the most grotesque thing I've ever calculated for an Inc.com article), about 10 cows.
about 10 cows.
originally posted by: trollz
How is this guy even alive right now?
As some of you may already know, I don't consume animal products
originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: seattlerat
As some of you may already know, I don't consume animal products
How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry they will make sure to tell you.
originally posted by: Illumimasontruth
a reply to: seattlerat
Mr. Gorske your heart and arteries may hate you and your taste buds may be forever ruined but that "accomplishment" takes a staggering amount of dedication. And stupidity. Mostly stupidity.
originally posted by: seattlerat
originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: seattlerat
As some of you may already know, I don't consume animal products
How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry they will make sure to tell you.
That's hilarious. From my perspective, making fun of Veganism is the same as joking about animal abuse.