Aliens are a threat!!

Aliens are a threat!!

We must build a great wall! A great wall in space to protect us from aliens!
We will have cameras everywhere to protect you against alien infiltrators as they disguise themselves as humans!
We will build a military called EDF (Earth Destruction Forces) to protect our world from alien invasions.
Propose space stations are 1 near Sun/Mercury, 2 near Earth, 1 near Mars, and 3 near Jupiter.

1. Everyone must a sign protection act under NSA (National Space Agency).
2. Every building required by law must have cameras install under NSA protection act.
3. All vehicles/flying vehicles by law must have tracking devices and cameras installed under NSA protection act.
4. All resources by law must be allocated for defensive planetary space stations in our solar system by the year 2020.
5. Every man and woman 16 & older must conscript and have 2 years of military service under EDF.
6. All buildings must follow new building standards that is highly resistant to nuclear blasts by the year 2020.

a reply to: makemap

Let me guess, you are an american??

I think aliens have more to fear from us, but lucky for them, they will properly not have any problems outsmarting us...

originally posted by: makemap
Aliens are a threat!!

We must build a great wall! A great wall in space to protect us from aliens!
We will have cameras everywhere to protect you against alien infiltrators as they disguise themselves as humans!
We will build a military called EDF (Earth Destruction Forces) to protect our world from alien invasions.
Propose space stations are 1 near Sun/Mercury, 2 near Earth, 1 near Mars, and 3 near Jupiter.

1. Everyone must a sign protection act under NSA (National Space Agency).
2. Every building required by law must have cameras install under NSA protection act.
3. All vehicles/flying vehicles by law must have tracking devices and cameras installed under NSA protection act.
4. All resources by law must be allocated for defensive planetary space stations in our solar system by the year 2020.
5. Every man and woman 16 & older must conscript and have 2 years of military service under EDF.
6. All buildings must follow new building standards that is highly resistant to nuclear blasts by the year 2020.

Ill have whats he's having.

a reply to: makemap

Put. The. Pipe. Down.

I still haven't scratched banging a green chick off my bucket-list.

A threat?

To what?

They aren't a threat to themselves, that's all that matters.

They've already defeated themselves.
Technology is the cowards way out

Disconnecting yourself from all that is in attempts to get something that isn't real
There is a harmony in existence where pure beings cannot be unhappy, unpure beings can be unhappy, and very unsure beings can be very unhappy
but that is all their own karma and none can hurt one another or touch one another
So you can just let it all be

a reply to: makemap

Aww- you earth monkeys are hilarious sometimes.

originally posted by: skunkape23
I still haven't scratched banging a green chick off my bucket-list.

Go to a really good sci fi con.

a reply to: makemap

There's a part in you that is angry and hates.
These are the grey portion of the frontal brain.
It's not truthful to want to destroy things.
It's a delusion. It's a delusion that greys on their planet they had no passion to feel
They decided that whatever they experienced was lesser and they wanted to profit
They decided their life should be something else, so they took off
Their minds ideals which are always delusion guided them, on a path of non-truth
Their lesson is to just learn to be grateful, to love existence, like a man being sad that he 'never had sex' so he bands himself in a room for years. He finally achieves it and realizes he was wrong to band himself away, because it wasn't that spectacular. His deluded mind ideals took over and led him down a negative path.

All animals are instantaneously aware and not deluded like greys

originally posted by: makemap
Aliens are a threat!!

We must build a great wall! A great wall in space to protect us from aliens!
We will have cameras everywhere to protect you against alien infiltrators as they disguise themselves as humans!
We will build a military called EDF (Earth Destruction Forces) to protect our world from alien invasions.
Propose space stations are 1 near Sun/Mercury, 2 near Earth, 1 near Mars, and 3 near Jupiter.

1. Everyone must a sign protection act under NSA (National Space Agency).
2. Every building required by law must have cameras install under NSA protection act.
3. All vehicles/flying vehicles by law must have tracking devices and cameras installed under NSA protection act.
4. All resources by law must be allocated for defensive planetary space stations in our solar system by the year 2020.
5. Every man and woman 16 & older must conscript and have 2 years of military service under EDF.
6. All buildings must follow new building standards that is highly resistant to nuclear blasts by the year 2020.

wut

Easy Jitters.... you're coming at us with Clicks and Whistles... Booda Booda...Click, Click, Click...

Absinthe IS a mild hallucinogen...add more sugar!
a reply to: makemap

One more thing. Having fear while dealing with them is an agreement of going along with delusion (they have) in order to incite a negative reaction.

Take away the fear and you will always come on top.

originally posted by: wylekat

originally posted by: skunkape23
I still haven't scratched banging a green chick off my bucket-list.

Go to a really good sci fi con.

Looks like I'm heading to Edinburg in July.

a reply to: makemap

If only the "Native-Americans" would've thought of this back then

In any case it's too late for you and it doesn't matter anymore

a reply to: MysticPearl

Do you not know the difference between the quote button and the reply button?

Why quote the entire op for a 3 letter response?


On topic: op- absolulty nothing you’ve suggested is possible right now, nor would any of it stop an interstellar civilization hell bent on our destruction. They could easily bio engineer a virus to wipe us out within a year.

Your material needs some work, but it's still funnier than George Lopez or Dane Cook.

originally posted by: ColeYounger
Your material needs some work, but it's still funnier than George Lopez or Dane Cook.

Hacks.

a reply to: skunkape23

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