Uranus smells like farts, astronomers have confirmed

Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun, has held a vital (and smelly) secret of the solar system for decades. An international team of researchers reported on Monday that they've discovered evidence that Uranus holds one of the most unpleasant-smelling chemicals known to humankind. "They found hydrogen sulfide, the odiferous gas that most people avoid, in Uranus's cloud tops," according to a press release from Gemini Observatory, a high-power telescope atop a Hawaiian volcano.

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Uranus surrounded by fart clouds

So as they were attempting to determine where the planet was born in relation to it's current location they realized uranus smells like farts.
This comes as no surprise to me. What say you ats.

a reply to: howtonhawky

Ewww.

One less planet to go, then.

a reply to: howtonhawky

For the title alone. . . .

well that's good to know. i think.

s&f for chuckle i got from thread.

a reply to: DBCowboy


How did you get there before the rest of us?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The "terlet" was clogged before I got there.

Honest!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


How did you get there before the rest of us?

Because he is on Uranus!

If it smells like farts can it be lit like farts? If someone was to throw a lighted match at it would it burn the fart smell away?

Why is it that Uranus is always the butt of jokes?

I was wondering how they were able to know about the gas. But it seems they just used a really big telescope to penetrate Uranus mysteries.

a reply to: howtonhawky

Uranus smells like farts, astronomers have confirmed

I know it does. I didn't need Astronomers to tell the whole world...

originally posted by: grey580
Why is it that Uranus is always the butt of jokes?

I was wondering how they were able to know about the gas. But it seems they just used a really big telescope to penetrate Uranus mysteries.

Maybe they used Professor Farnsworth's Smellascope!

a reply to: grey580

But it seems they just used a really big telescope to penetrate Uranus mysteries.

Somehow I think this is one situation where bigger isn't better...



TheRedneck

Is this a coincidence or did the people who named this planet know that it smelled like your anus? Maybe people knew more about things long ago than we realize they did.

Quick someone tell Uranus not to try to light it's farts on fires.

It will blow up the solar system.

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes
a reply to: howtonhawky

Uranus smells like farts, astronomers have confirmed

I know it does. I didn't need Astronomers to tell the whole world...

Ass-tronomers look at Uranus.

originally posted by: neo96
Quick someone tell Uranus not to try to light it's farts on fires.

It will blow up the solar system.

That would be a running joke for Millennia in the Galactic Federation. How embarrassing!

This made my day. Thanks!

I wonder if the astonomer who confirmed it is named "Dealtit"?

originally posted by: rickymouse
Is this a coincidence or did the people who named this planet know that it smelled like your anus? Maybe people knew more about things long ago than we realize they did.

It does make one wonder.