The Master Riddle

Lets play a game in this respect: make up some outstandingly rediculous scentence that makes no sence at all.
If we combine out powers we may stumble upon a hidden truth: "Oh God, we are so freakin board..." I'll start:

I walked down the road and met with a the grand cactus, inwhich it replied, "How goes there sausage, my aid...flucken shiz"

and then (always end with this...)






Mod Edit: to remove ALL-CAP thread title.

[edit on 17-2-2005 by kinglizard]