End of the world 2018: Will the Rapture occur on April 23?

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
I'll see your April 23 and raise you New doom porn date: April 18, 2018.

I hope it ends earlier, I have things to do!

Why does the world never end *before* I have to pay taxes??

Funny how they wait till after Tax deadline...Come hell, high water or the end of the world...


You're gonna pay those taxes!!

The world better not end before I get to watch Avengers Infinity War parts 1 & 2.

After that I don't care.

a reply to: GuidedKill

Dang it! I guess I need more coffee!

[something funny] Jesus [something wry] death [doom pornish] and taxes!!

Although that sounds like a good country song: Jesus, death, and taxes!!



ETA: TEOTW should happen tomorrow, Friday the 13th!!

Oh boy, a new prophecy. Ok, let me get out the usual tools and see what I can see happening and we go from there:

On that day, April 23, 2018, the following will happen: The sun will rise, 613 am on the west coast of the USA. On that day, there will be children getting up, and dressed. Some will eat and others will not, most will go to school. Some will be sick, some will be playing hooky and cutting class. People will be getting up, some will be going to bed. Some will eat during the day, others will now. Some will be working, some will not be working. People will die, there will be births. There will be accidents caused by carelessness. Yes there will be earthquakes, and weather causing problems. And then the day will end and night will come. Then it will be a new day.

That is my prophecy for that day.

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: GuidedKill

Dang it! I guess I need more coffee!

[something funny] Jesus [something wry] death [doom pornish] and taxes!!

Although that sounds like a good country song: Jesus, death, and taxes!!



ETA: TEOTW should happen tomorrow, Friday the 13th!!

I can already hear the slide guitar!!

But. Wait. Weren't the aliens supposed to splat us on the 18th. I mean, all this end of the world panic sex is great but it's getting tiring and I am kind of looking forward to a break.

a reply to: Black_Fox

Lord, I hope not. I plan on taking the 27th off for a golf-outing.

I'm sure we can delay this thing one more week, right....

Makes no difference to me. I'm staying regardless.

The world will end yesterday.
And you MAY DIE!

Im not religious. But as this is the rapture talk its obviously Christianity based.

So if you are any type of jesus follower you woupd know that he made it clear rhat nobody would know the day or time of his rerurn. Therefore anyone who predicts a day will be sadly disappointed.

I still struggle to believe in this world of science and knowledge some think all our clothes will fall off amd we will float to the sky.

a reply to: Black_Fox

Nah. Our rapture will happen slowly but surely like it is now for years to come. We are going to space in space shuttle with artificial nutrients to survive in that way. Plants, animals, with artificial growth like clones. People might believe we will go to the heavens from god grabbing us, I believe we are creating the way to heaven with transportation, like eventually trying to create UFOs in the future.

a reply to: Black_Fox


There is nothing to really worry about ... Russia has a track record of being pussies. Look at the death toll of hundreds of Russian service men, what did their MOD say? "not our worry". What did Russia say to the assasination of their ambassadors? nothing ...

The only thing Russians are good at, is being pussies ... they'll sell out Assad, sooner or later ... or Putin will sell out his own mama, just for good measure. Russians have no spine, whatsoever.

Relax, watch a good movie and drink a couple of beers ... that's what I'm gonna do.

a reply to: Black_Fox

This needs to be rescheduled until after I take my son to see Infinity War. I paid up front for tickets dang it.

Seriously though, here we go again. Have these charlatans not heard the of the Boy Who Cried Wolf?
Doom porn indeed.

The Aliens were here got what they needed from us and started to leave without us Someone in the crowd Yelled "Hey aren't you taking us?" The Alien reply was "Sorry no room But We'll be back for you Yeah that's it we'll be back"

And that's how the Rapture myth was borne .

The Rapture is when over 6 billion people die due to Earths natural cycle of changes caused by the passing of Nibiru....it its NOT something to look forward to....then the meek shall inherit the earth....sometime after 2021.

a reply to: Black_Fox

I'll beat you $100,000 that it doesn't.

originally posted by: one4allsometime after 2021.

Did you predict 2012 back in the day?

Nope.

Timing is wrong.There are quite a few things that need to still happen beforehand and not enough time for all of it to take place.

I could always be wrong, of course, but then, that's why I always stay spiritually prepared.

ugh, again? already? loool