New doom porn date: April 18, 2018

Of course nothing will happen, this will be relegated to the failed prediction bin on the 19th with hundreds of others, but I love me date specific doom porn. It's been pretty dry lately for specific dates.

a reply to: UnBreakable

I can't watch it!

What's it saying?

a reply to: Peeple

I can't watch it!
What's it saying?

We're Dooooomed !!!

Any doom porn is better than no Doom porn. Yeah, it happens after tax day. Why not before tax day? Guess the government wants to get their money before the world comes to an end.

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: UnBreakable

I can't watch it!

What's it saying?

This guy is all over the place, mentioning solar flairs, Stephen Hawking's dying on Einstein's birthday, missing Malaysian plane 370, among other thingss, but basically the common denominator is aliens.

Lost all credibility when he opened up with, " what's going on ladies and genitalia"

Oh and also his big source is the VM that was already explained as being a LARP..

I don't know how many more of these "end of the world" celebrations I can take. This kind of debauchery is killin me, but at least the "Alter Natives combo and Janitorial service" gets to try out new material. "Meat things" promised to take over the 12 til 2 set.

Seems like we get a new "doom prediction" every other week and a full keg is now up to $126; at this rate perhaps we qualify for a commercial discount.

a reply to: UnBreakable

It's been pretty dry lately for specific dates.

Because none of them came true. But hey, short attention spans aside and all, why didn't you make it tomorrow?

Nobody will remember two weeks from now, the way nobody remembered the promised tax break everyone didn't see on their pay check...

Yes, a sign in the Heavens, that will look like a giant member is coming down to screw us, rocking the bed rock like thunder...it will be faster an more powerful then any locmoative.

As big as a pale horse.

Aliens again? But I'm not due for another "probing" for about 6 months.

a reply to: DAVID64

I bet you love it. Deep down. get it?

a reply to: Peeple

Got it marked on the calendar with glitter and little hearts around the date.

Yep a lot of Bible pushers NOI are quoting this month for being the end of Dayz again ?
Although Mr Erdogan is calling Israel in a big way ? (What about your Kurdish Fetish Mr E ? )
Uk has provoked the always troubled Bear.
Pakistan and India both have Nukes what ?
This video below has a lot of likes/Views ? Posted by one with a bunch of followers.. Enjoy ( While you maybe ? can )
Take care Yall..

en.wikipedia.org...

lots more here.
when will they get it right.

Quite a few members birthday is that day so I hope not.
Unless somehow that means we are the golden children and will be saved because thats the rules I just made up.

You can check the whole thing here folks :

“S Danger SOS it is dire for you to evacuate be caution they are not human 042933964230 SOS Danger SOS.”
Other users set to work on the number sequence. They appeared to be a set of coordinates which, when plugged into Google Maps, led to one location in Africa and another near Malaysia.
The latter, many users noted, was “very close” to where Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 vanished from radar, leading to speculation the voicemail was a recording of the doomed plane’s encounter with an alien craft.

“Are you saying that Malaysia Flight 370 encountered something non-human???” asked user Gio de Loera in a post retweeted more than 6000 times.
User Tyelashe responded: “It’s a police code. It says ‘Danger SOS it is dire for you to evacuate. Be cautious they are not human SOS danger SOS”.
Ty also posted unsettling direct messages he had been receiving on his Twitter account, one in Indonesian, another in Malay, a couple in morse code and one which appeared to be five groupings of numbers: “20.8.5.25 1.18.5 20.1.11.9.14.7 15.22.5.18 41818”.

www.foxnews.com...

You know what the accuracy rate of "the world is gonna end" prophecies are?

A solid 0%.

originally posted by: AgarthaSeed
You know what the accuracy rate of "the world is gonna end" prophecies are?

A solid 0%.

We all wishing in secret this one finally happens.

a reply to: UnBreakable

Speaking of doom porn - the day Trump is assassinated will be a date worth considering. America will instantly become like Lord of the Flies coupled with The Purge and then everyone will beg for the comet, but no comet or aliens will be forthcoming.

Sad, but very popcorn.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: UnBreakable

Speaking of doom porn - the day Trump is assassinated will be a date worth considering. America will instantly become like Lord of the Flies coupled with The Purge and then everyone will beg for the comet, but no comet or aliens will be forthcoming.

Sad, but very popcorn.

That day will come within the next year and a half. Then all those bitching about how bad Trump is and how much they hate him will wish he was still POTUS.