Cut my toenails

Did you cut them with a knife, clippers or gnaw them off with your teeth?

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Yeah yeah heard it before

That has to be canadian,

I look like tree sap to you?

a reply to: burgerbuddy

Cut my toenails, Now I can't recognize my own feet.

You cut too greedily and too deep...Now you've awoken Shadow and Flame...

originally posted by: Akragon

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: Akragon

originally posted by: Godric

originally posted by: Akragon
a reply to: burgerbuddy

heh... try cutting someone elses toenails

There's the truth. right there. ATS!

Eat that.

You #ing truth-mongerers.

oh they get real thick sometimes when ppl get old...

right gnarly...

Talk about cutting your own toenails... geezus

I've seen some S**t people... you have no idea

I've known people that use bolt cutters

I've seen people use wood sanders...

No word of a lie...

messed up dude

Hand held or table belt sander?

originally posted by: CharlesT
Did you cut them with a knife, clippers or gnaw them off with your teeth?

Back in the day, was that flexible.

LOL, man i wish i was 40 again.

a reply to: burgerbuddy

hand held... like dremel

we have a couple chiropodists that come in... they got the high tech sanders lol

Seriously... kinda funny this topic popped up

I've seen some right F****D up toenails

the stuff of nightmares

originally posted by: ShadowChatter

a reply to: burgerbuddy

Cut my toenails, Now I can't recognize my own feet.

You cut too greedily and too deep...Now you've awoken Shadow and Flame...

LOL!

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: CharlesT
Did you cut them with a knife, clippers or gnaw them off with your teeth?

LOL, man i wish i was 40 again.

For sure, both of us.

originally posted by: Akragon
a reply to: burgerbuddy

hand held... like dremel

we have a couple chiropodists that come in... they got the high tech sanders lol

Seriously... kinda funny this topic popped up

I've seen some right F****D up toenails

the stuff of nightmares

Yeah man, it ain't no joke. Nail fungus and ingrowns.

I'm a Pisces, ruled by our feet.

The human foot is a marvel of engineering. Ask how many bones in one.

Retired chef and still have my feet after 40+ yrs on them is amazing.

I thank God every day.

But today, I wondered if they were actually mine.

lol.

originally posted by: CharlesT

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: CharlesT
Did you cut them with a knife, clippers or gnaw them off with your teeth?

LOL, man i wish i was 40 again.

For sure, both of us.

Shhh... im turning 40 next year

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Yeah yeah heard it before

What the hell was that !!!!!!!!!!!!!



I used to work with a guy named Norm. Norman Foote. Norman Edward Foote. When he wrote his name in short, it was N.E. Foote... Any Foot.

He didn't see the funny side of it.. haha

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: burgerbuddy

Yeah yeah heard it before

Seriously funny, dude.

I'm still laughing.

I had a sudden epiphany, I understood the meaning of the Universe for a brief moment.............. then a sound far away, an old man repeating the word 'foot, foot, foot'



Not to be confused with a

originally posted by: Plotus
I had a sudden epiphany, I understood the meaning of the Universe for a brief moment.............. then a sound far away, an old man repeating the word 'foot, foot, foot'



Not to be confused with a

Be polite.... pass it to the right

Wonder about the ones floating up to Canada.... are they cousins ?

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Oh but ingrown toenails can be so much fun. When I was younger I had a terribly infected ingrown toenail, and the dog would come along, sniff it a little, then spend 10-15 minutes licking all the puss from it... Felt SOOOOOOO goood..

a reply to: badw0lf

a reply to: badw0lf

Straight jacket for BW please

originally posted by: Akragon

originally posted by: CharlesT

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: CharlesT
Did you cut them with a knife, clippers or gnaw them off with your teeth?

LOL, man i wish i was 40 again.

For sure, both of us.

Shhh... im turning 40 next year

Enjoy your youth. It won't last forever.


Damn, I need to be writing fortunes for a fortune cookie mfg. co.