The One Your Mamma Warned You 'Bout

a reply to: gimcrackery

I prefer BBC or MoJo, actually. Anything but Fox or RT. I did indeed wake up, I smelled the coffee, then I drank it.

a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

So what do you think of Trump?

a reply to: DBCowboy

As a President, it makes an excellent inmate.

originally posted by: EngineOfDoubt
a reply to: Fools

Yes, and I still stand everything I said, until evidence, not high-minded diatribes, tell me otherwise. Ohh...lemme guess - Tridentine?

Do you accept the idea that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior or not?

a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

I'll put you down as a maybe for the MAGA hat then.

a reply to: Fools

Obviously Reading Comprehension isn't thine biggest strength. Reread my response.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Only if it comes with front row seats to the impeachment.

originally posted by: EngineOfDoubt
a reply to: Fools

Obviously Reading Comprehension isn't thine biggest strength. Reread my response.

My question is simple and you haven't answered it. Yes or no, do you believe that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior?

If you are Catholic then you would answer simply, yes.

a reply to: Fools

The first word in my reply was YES, hence my comment about your reading ability. Beginning to suspect thine domicile might be 'neath a bridge somewhere, mayhaps?

a reply to: Fools

For instance, if I was a Satanist and if someone asked me, "is Satan your Lord and Savior?" I would instantly reply, "Well yes, Satan is my Lord and my Savior!"

I wouldn't skirt the issue, I would be proud of my belief.

a reply to: Fools

Was never skirting, was giving a fuller answer. It is allowed, you know. Part of rational discourse.

a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

I just don't care for any modern "spiritual" equations. I did not take your answer as affirmative. However, if your answer is yes - then I take back my accusation.

PS. I am neither spiritual or religious.

a reply to: Fools

Is it "spiritual" you dislike...or "modern"? World of difference, and a wee bit telling. I personally feel Conservative Christianity's deathly terror of anything that smack of modernity is one of its greatest weaknesses.

a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

Just remember as inviting as those Tide pods look,they are for your laundry,sounds like you'll have same qualitys as a liberal

a reply to: Oldtimer2

First off, it's "qualities". Second, I don't use Tide pods, I prefer my lunch to be healthier - I use All. Gets my insides cleaner.

originally posted by: donktheclown
a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

I believe,based on evidence, that vaccines don't cause autism, Oswald shot Kennedy, we actually went to the Moon, chemtrails are most likely bunkum, vaccines don't cause autism, Elvis is really dead, science is under certain attack, Freemasons ain't that bad,

Welcome, but I think you're lost.

Oh, I dunno. Let's not be hasty here. Maybe we could change his mind on a few things? Give it a chance... (Conspiratorial wink!)

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Ok, I admit, I'm actually open to the idea Elvis is alive and working in an In-N-Out in Peoria.

a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

I don't believe that but if you do I must concede defeat in my argument. You are lost. But welcome nevertheless.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Actually, being serious for a moment (relish this rarity), Elvis' non-living status is actually the one "conspiracy" that set me on the path of research, logic and questioning. I fully believe the King is deader than Hanson's career, I just use it as a bit of levity, to lighten things when the sheep run deep, to coin a phrase. Take it as you will.

a reply to: EngineOfDoubt

Elvis Lives!