Man Bites Phone Battery, Exploding Battery Wins

Seriously? Is this the type of stupid sweeping this planet?

Man Bites Phone Battery, Exploding Battery Wins

This just in: Phone batteries are not for biting.

That's a hard-learned lesson for a man who visited a Chinese electronic store shopping for a replacement battery and decided to apply his own technologically unsound method for verifying the batteries authenticity. He placed the battery into his mouth and bit down. The result? Pop goes the battery.

The footage, captured by the store's closed circuit TV, has been uploaded to Chinese video sharing site miaopai.com, as usually happens when there's footage of someone risking life and limb.

Animated Image of idiot biting battery

He bites the lithium battery, it explodes in his mouth, while he is surrounded by other shoppers. Seriously, take this man out of the gene pool, he has lost his privileges to swim.

SMFH !!!

a reply to: Krakatoa

Uhm... there are kids eating Tide Pods

Yes... our species is getting dumber by the generation

In my day i got soap stuffed in my mouth for swearing...

now they eat it for a challenge

whats next?

Morons

Interesting story posted below as well.
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Stupidity has always been there. It’s just that there’s cameras everywhere to see it now. If anything people are less stupid now than they were in other centuries.

One company I worked for, had a customer that had a high return rate for systems. It was later found out that a technician had been assigned to verify that the system units were capable of withstanding 5G of acceleration by whacking them with a mallet.

To be fair, his test worked really well.

That was definitely a real battery.

Sounds like this guy is perfect for landmine deactivation.

Stupid is, stupid does.

Well then..
Lmao!
Kids.