Woman Marries Spirit Of 300 Year Old Pirate..She's A Captain Jack Sparrow Impersonator! Aye Matey!

Here's an appropriate story for this forum. A woman in New Zealand found her soulmate...and he's the ghost of a Haitian pirate who lived in the 1700s. Amanda Teague and her "pirate," whose name is Jack, met when "she was lying in bed one night and could feel his energy laying beside her." Since Amanda insisted on getting married before they engaged in sex, Jack proposed to her.

"I told him I wasn't really cool with having casual sex with a spirit and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other. "If I am going to be in a long-term relationship with somebody I have the right to be married. "I wanted the big traditional wedding with the white dress, it was very important to me." Amanda found a Shaman priest and legal registrar who agreed to marry the couple - despite their unusual relationship dynamic.

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Since there was no provision for marrying a ghost in the UK, they married on a boat in international waters off the coast of Ireland. Amanda wore a 1700s styled dress to please Jack on their wedding day.

She also held a flag bearing a skull and crossbone as a symbol for her husband. "I told him I didn't want him to see the dress before the wedding but if he had a cheeky sneak peak while I was trying it on, I wouldn't know," Amanda says. "I don't know where he is or when he is around most of the time - it is hard to keep secrets from him."

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Amanda states that having sex with a spirit is similar "to sex with a physical human - and can even have a happy ending."

"The only difference with having a sexual relationship with a spirit is obviously that sense of touch goes a lot deeper. "You can feel the weight of the spirit, their touch, the pressure. "You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you, and the spirit can feel it too."

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Even though Amanda knows there is no way a person can get pregnant by a ghost...she did have a pregnancy scare!

She says: "Shortly after we got married, my periods stopped. I did a couple of pregnancy tests and they came back positive - I was shocked! "I did not think I had to worry about birth control when having sex with a spirit. "On further tests it turns out it was the start of the menopause, and sometimes you can get high HPG readings - what a relief that was."

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Today the two newlyweds are co-writing a book together detailing their unique relationship and explaining how other people can find love "on the other side." Since Johnny Cash is Jack's favorite singer, they will name the book "Ain't no grave can hold my body back."

a reply to: shawmanfromny

Some people will do anything for (Media) attention

That is just so gloriously bonkers! It has made my day.

a reply to: shawmanfromny
If she's hoping to inherit his money, she needs to know that it doesn't work like that.

Oh that's just great, now some dead dude is getting more than I am.
How does this even happen? Is this how it was for the Romans when society went down the crapper?

There was one a few years back where buddy married his horse..

At least he was gettin some








Sorry...

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She's writing a book is she.
She might want to start reading the DMV.
She's on every page. This is sheer insanity.

Please add your thoughts to the existing thread.

Thank you.

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