First Reported Hog Attack In The Forest Of Dean UK

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes
a reply to: Kester

You could have warned about the missing finger tip!

Other than that, thanks for posting. I'll be sure to a have a large blunt object to hand if I ever visit the forest of Dean.

He's lucky he's not missing his cajones.
Good luck with that blunt object.
You will only have seconds to react.

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: CranialSponge

Just think of it as a sausage.
Finger licking good

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Just think of it as having your sausage ripped off.
No joke. If one of these critters crashes your stroll, you better be prepared.

originally posted by: Kester
a reply to: Wide-Eyes

I'll be more thoughtful next time.

It wasn't actually missing, just temporarily misplaced.

. . . later finding the tip of his left index finger in his glove.

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To be effective against a fairly small pig your large blunt object will have to weigh as much as three or four cyclists. The pig didn't fly but the cyclists did.

Slow motion action at 0:30.

You do know how light those bikes are don't you? I could kick any of those wheels and it would have the same effect.

Edit to add: I'm glad he found his finger tip. Star for letting me know.

originally posted by: skunkape23

originally posted by: Wide-Eyes
a reply to: Kester

You could have warned about the missing finger tip!

Other than that, thanks for posting. I'll be sure to a have a large blunt object to hand if I ever visit the forest of Dean.

He's lucky he's not missing his cajones.
Good luck with that blunt object.
You will only have seconds to react.

True. I'm never visiting the Forest Of Dean lol. F#ck that sh1t.

This is the first reported attack on a human in recent times in that area. What's it gonna be like in a decade?