Why can't i be a man?

originally posted by: CaptainHook
wish I was born a male...

so I don't have to deal with these female hormones that make me have mood swings, lol.....I swear.. Want to trade bodies?

Believe me, we have to deal with the female hormones too. And it's too late. You'd be catching that thing in your zipper all the time.

a reply to: Tulpa

Yup, all that but I've got you beat by a liver transplant.

a reply to: intrepid

Give me time...

Spent too much of my life drinking.
Tee total for several years now but these things tend to catch up with you later.

By the way, hope you're doing well.

a reply to: intrepid:O

a reply to: CaptainHook

I would trade for a day. Just to see what its like.

a reply to: CaptainHook

"Women are crazy and men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid."
-George Carlin


When my wife gets moody I chain her to something heavy then throw wine and chocolate at her until she doesn't want to kill me any longer.

a reply to: CaptainHook

"Women are crazy and men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid."
-George Carlin


When my wife gets moody I chain her to something heavy then throw wine and chocolate at her until she doesn't want to kill me any longer.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yes, when my wife has purple teeth, everything is better.

:-)

a reply to: Fools

originally posted by: CaptainHook
wish I was born a male...

so I don't have to deal with these female hormones that make me have mood swings, lol.....I swear.. Want to trade bodies?

That's regression. Man first, then destined to become woman. What you are now. Master it. Enjoy being you and then transcend.

originally posted by: CaptainHook
wish I was born a male...

so I don't have to deal with these female hormones that make me have mood swings, lol.....I swear.. Want to trade bodies?

Ya gotta admit it's pretty great not having to deal woth monthly hormones....well almost. I grew up witha sister and I've been in a relationship for 12 years now. Thank god, there's still 3 more weeks or so of peace and stability.

Hope I don't lose my head for this but I think Nepal took a step backwards with this:

amp.cnn.com...




This was a terrible joke....I...sorry sorry...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Your double posts have been epic today!

When was the last time your let your poor wife free?

originally posted by: CaptainHook
wish I was born a male...

so I don't have to deal with these female hormones that make me have mood swings, lol.....I swear.. Want to trade bodies?

A professor once told me "The grass is always greener on the other side", when I suggested I might like to change my major.

Women are blessed, they don't have to deal with constant rejections, and the trouble of chasing after a mate, but can just sit back and look pretty, simply pick and choose the best among all their potential suitors.

Men have to do all the hard work, and suffer, not only rejections, but claims of harassment and embarrassment of failures in their romantic pursuits. Something that women have no clue

Like what you are, because the other side has its own problems.

a reply to: AMPTAH

women do suffer from rejections to, and women do also chase after men.

Women get:
periods every month. Sometimes women suffer pain called menstrual cramps.
Be pregnant for 9 months
give birth
being judge for looks (women are more brutal to other women about looks)
Stigma to look good.

I rather take male issues over female issues ;p

originally posted by: Fools
a reply to: CaptainHook

I would trade for a day. Just to see what its like.

And we all know what would happen. Check it out from the 2:20 minute mark:

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CaptainHook

"Women are crazy and men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid."
-George Carlin


When my wife gets moody I chain her to something heavy then throw wine and chocolate at her until she doesn't want to kill me any longer.

Seems like too much work. Two words dude....Hagan Daas.