Trump pardons "Drumstick" the turkey for Thanksgiving!!!

Donald Trump has issued a presidential pardon for "Drumstick" the turkey.

"Drumstick", whose real name is Ivan Gobbletovsky, is suspected by many to be further proof of Trumps collusion with the Russians.

Democrats are calling for a special prosecutor to investigate.


Film at 11.

originally posted by: RickinVa
Donald Trump has issued a presidential pardon for "Drumstick" the turkey.

"Drumstick", whose real name is Ivan Gobbletovsky, is suspected by many to be further proof of Trumps collusion with the Russians.

Democrats are calling for a special prosecutor to investigate.


Film at 11.

Never mind what Democrats or Republicans say, what's he going to do next year...pardon himself?

a reply to: RickinVa

What is the point of the turkey pardon, if you don't mind me asking?

Opposing forces already filing lawsuits in Federal Courts !!!!

stay orders pending !!

FISA warrants !!

Russians !!

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a reply to: RickinVa

Maxine Waters climbed the White House Fence to serve justice on Drumstick for the People. "I don't recognize this President's pardon" as she cleaved Drumstick in half, parading around with his head.

originally posted by: xuenchen
Opposing forces already filing lawsuits in Federal Courts !!!!

stay orders pending !!

FISA warrants !!

Russians !!

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Yuh forgot jealous Foxies...who can't even catch a chicken.

Environmental groups outraged! Turkey not sustainable they scream. It cannot reproduce without intensive artificial agricultural practices. It would be more humane for Drumstick to be put out of his misery since he cannot enjoy the full range of life activities a creature of his type would normally enjoy.

a reply to: RickinVa

Ironically, Operation Drumstick is associated with the Marines allegedly landing at Langley.

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originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: RickinVa

What is the point of the turkey pardon, if you don't mind me asking?

It's a stupid tradition, nothing more.
Never understood myself.

a reply to: Bluntone22

The first president to do it likely needed an excuse to have ham instead.

a reply to: Bluntone22

At least the Gov has a sense of humor......yeah?

a reply to: Autorico

Fair enough.

How could you FORGET this "greatest hit" for THANKSGIVING from 2008 ATS:

ATS Thread - Video: The Sarah Palin Turkey Massacre

originally posted by: Bluntone22

originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: RickinVa

What is the point of the turkey pardon, if you don't mind me asking?

It's a stupid tradition, nothing more.
Never understood myself.

It really started with Ronald Reagan who sent them to petting zoos in order to keep the animal cruelty protesters happy:

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Drumstick is a white turkey. Why does it have to be a white turkey? Why not pardon a brown turkey? Racism racism racism

originally posted by: dashen
Drumstick is a white turkey. Why does it have to be a white turkey? Why not pardon a brown turkey? Racism racism racism

The wild turkeys living in the hoods ... I mean woods were inavailable for comment.

I was kinda hoping he'd slaughter it with a hatchet in front of kids and country... keep the Trump brand and all. Oh well.

I had a pet turkey last year named "Giblet". That bird followed me EVERYWHERE. Giblet was my buddy.

Then, one day, Giblet started attacking my ducks and chickens at feeding time. Violently.

We donated him to a charity.

Pass the gravy...

Belay that order! GAWWWDAMNIT!!!!!



Trump's shia'ite must be held up in the botton of the toilet it becomes fodder by the time it gets cleared.

Which means the turkey dies before Thanksgiving dinner.

And of course we blame Trump for the death of the one we do eat.

OR ELSE!!!

Trump should find the turkey that Obama pardoned last year and have him cooked up for Thanksgiving dinner.

Now that would be a level of petty that I aspire to.