Predictions & Prophecies for 2018

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just one more thing...

I predict that a naked guy with a chainsaw gets arrested jaywalking down the freeway.

...a few more times!

a reply to: DBCowboy

1: Corey Feldman passes away.

2: I will go blind.

9. Speaking of Clintons, Hillary will be found in early summer riding a lawnmower topless waving a half-empty bottle of gin at drivers on Interstate I-95. She'll be in the north-bound lanes. 

3: Kim Jung Un will take the GOLD in every Winter Olympics event.

4: Trump will tweet a Twitterrific tweet... causing seizures.



"Specific non joke"
5: Sudan is going to fall.
Something about pyramids falling... could be pyramids in Mexico, central America.
But watch for these location in 2018

6: Major shift in World Religion's. Pleural
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7: Betty White will still steal our hearts.

8: I will stil be obsessed with Redheads..



9: The 9th dentist gives in and recomends Trident.

10: Monkey's begin the purge...

a reply to: Bigburgh

Extra..
11: DBC and myself will avoid diets.


12: I'll become a Van Halen idol!


And 13:
Pennsylvania Voters, Voted to change PA Constitution: Referendum to get rid of Property Taxes. This MEANS the PA governments can increase or put taxes on other things.
LIKE... Gas, food, cell phone monthly bills which is around $20.OO to Allegheny county and $15 local government.

Our power and water bill companies both sent letters informing us, that we should expect a 52% increase for service..😞

Pittsburgh itself tax us out here in the suburbs. It's a Commute tax on our pay check. I don't go into the city....... but holy crap already.
So I predict Strife and Famine.

End rant.

Someone will invent a new sports drink.

It will be named Brawndo. It will have electrolytes. Everything and everyone will crave them.

They will try to have the NFL market it, replacing Gatorade, but a player will courageously out himself as gay and claim that doing so would be to promote toxic masculinity. As a result, NFL players all over the league will start protesting their own masculinity by wearing bras and falsies instead of cups.

This will explain how the next Super Bowl ends up on PBS.

a reply to: Bigburgh

3: Kim Jung Un will take the GOLD in every Winter Olympics event.

Hardly a prediction , his father Kim Jong-il scored 11 holes in one in one round of golf . Bunk you say , well i can tell you 17 bodyguards witnessed it . Kim Jung Un has an outstanding sporting pedigree and taking gold in all events should be no problem whatsoever.

a reply to: hutch622
😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

a reply to: Bigburgh

I predict that you will continue to make me...

A) Hungry

B) Hot for teacher

C) Oddly frightened.

originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Bigburgh

3: Kim Jung Un will take the GOLD in every Winter Olympics event.

Hardly a prediction , his father Kim Jong-il scored 11 holes in one in one round of golf . Bunk you say , well i can tell you 17 bodygaurds witnessed it . Kim Jung Un has an outstanding sporting pedigree and taking gold in all events should be no problem .

18 Holes is a long time to not poop too.....

a reply to: Tulpa

😊😊😊

a reply to: Vasa Croe

He has no 🙄🙄🙄
Angus.

My predictions are sad.

1. Be with the one you love
2. Keep on dreaming about #1
3-10 Refer to 1. and 2.

Good Luck .

a reply to: Bigburgh

Oh, now you've really gone and done it!

I predict that I'll be more than a little bit let down by whatever I get for lunch now I've seen that!

Dammit!!!

a reply to: Tulpa

I predict...Teachers!
FYI, don't Google hot teacher image. (Goes back to page🙄)


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a reply to: DBCowboy

i predict 100 percent people will die and the world will still turn.

I predict the ATS mods will adjust the T & C to allow cursing and crude political discussions with lots of angry namecalling.

Their memberships will explode as will their profits-and then alot of the oldies will leave in disgust and privately form their own group which will be run by Night Star-and we'll all live happily ever after.

a reply to: DBCowboy

#3, Outstanding, now that's some funny sh.. er.. stuff.

#9, I think you forgot the part about thousands going blind after witnessing this event and clawing their own eyes out.

a reply to: DBCowboy
Awesome!! You Nailed it!! Star and flag!! ROFLMAO!!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you! I needed some humor today...

a reply to: Justso

you mean a hidaway? lol

North Korea will successfully nuke Washington, DC, wiping out all sitting Congressman & Senators. Instead of starting WWIII, however, all 50 states will immediately declare "Kim Day" as a token of appreciation.