The placenta is not suitable as a 'superfood'

a reply to: madmac5150

Hey... you got a few good recipes...

Yeah...

But are they thought provoking recipes ?




Okay, maybe the mucus plug recipe got me thinking a bit... but just a bit.

originally posted by: madmac5150

originally posted by: CranialSponge
Join ATS, they said.

It'll be thought provoking, they said.

Hey... you got a few good recipes...

You just wait til Augie hears about this thread. We're obviously missing some delicious disgusting options only he could fathom on a dime.

originally posted by: vonclod
a reply to: Quadrivium

LMAO, the mods aren't touching this one with a ten foot pole.

It is nice to see everyone having a good time

The funny thing is that everything that's been posted has been on topic.
Well, maybe not the story about my trip to Taiwan but other than that, OH! and the bears. Hmmmm bears and placenta.
Wait! Bears eat placenta too!
Now if we could just fit them turnips in somewhere.

a reply to: Quadrivium



Best damn thread of the day if you ask me.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: Quadrivium

Best damn thread of the day if you ask me.

what time zone are you in?

originally posted by: Quadrivium

originally posted by: vonclod
a reply to: Quadrivium

LMAO, the mods aren't touching this one with a ten foot pole.

It is nice to see everyone having a good time

The funny thing is that everything that's been posted has been on topic.
Well, maybe not the story about my trip to Taiwan but other than that, OH! and the bears. Hmmmm bears and placenta.
Wait! Bears eat placenta too!
Now if we could just fit them turnips in somewhere.

Slow cook the turnips for 2 hours... THEN add the placenta.

Add the mucus plug during the last 30 minutes of cook time... let it thicken, then simmer.

Serve on a bed of boiled rice.

Num num num

a reply to: madmac5150

Thanks bud! No worries now.

Holy crap, I just had a gross thought.

"Nobody's managed to bottle either of these two in tequila in place of the worm, have they?"

Google says no, not yet. But plenty of women use tequila to wash down the placenta. You know, if you need booze to stomach the stuff, it's your instincts saying to keep it out of your mouth in the first place!

a reply to: Quadrivium

I'm not sure even a starving bear would eat a turnip..yuck

originally posted by: Nyiah
Holy crap, I just had a gross thought.

"Nobody's managed to bottle either of these two in tequila in place of the worm, have they?"

Google says no, not yet. But plenty of women use tequila to wash down the placenta. You know, if you need booze to stomach the stuff, it's your instincts saying to keep it out of your mouth in the first place!

I saw that show in Juarez. It should never be bottled... ever...

a reply to: Quadrivium

what time zone are you in?

Me ?

I'm in central standard time.

Canadian prairies... where turnips (and undercooked mucus plugs) have been outlawed.

a reply to: CranialSponge

Personally I'm not sure turnips are even of this earth?..perhaps remnants of some asteroid that pummeled earth eons ago, that's my educated guess.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: Quadrivium

what time zone are you in?

Me ?

I'm in central standard time.

Canadian prairies... where turnips (and undercooked mucus plugs) have been outlawed.

Well in that case, THANK YOU.
When you said it was the best thread of the day I figured you might be in Eastern where we just started a new day.
I like turnips and turnip greens.

a reply to: vonclod

I'm thinking Nyiah's mucus plug/crotch snot comment was directly referring to what turnips taste like.

And I agree with her wholeheartedly.

originally posted by: Quadrivium

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: Quadrivium

what time zone are you in?

Me ?

I'm in central standard time.

Canadian prairies... where turnips (and undercooked mucus plugs) have been outlawed.

Well in that case, THANK YOU.
When you said it was the best thread of the day I figured you might be in Eastern where we just started a new day.

I like turnips and turnip greens.

Placenta has a very mineral taste... turnips offset that quite nicely... like liver and collard greens.

a reply to: CranialSponge

I'm thinking Nyiah's mucus plug/crotch snot comment was directly referring to what turnips taste like.

You're right..but with an aftertaste.

a reply to: Quadrivium

I like turnips and turnip greens.

Burn the witch !

Burn the witch !

a reply to: madmac5150

Didn't you mention oakra earlier? What would the effect of oakra and the mucus plug in the same recipe?

a reply to: CranialSponge

I like rudabaga as well. No beets though!

a reply to: Quadrivium

rudabaga

Also known as..The thread killer