What to do when your Parachute fails

a reply to: 727Sky

If your parachute fails...? Swimm...swim,....swim to the nearest highest tree you can find.

a reply to: 727Sky

My dad was a military man and when I was very young we lived in a military duplex. Next door was a family of three. The dad used to beat the mom all the time. He would beat her so hard we would hear it all the time. It was the 1970's and those kinds of things were just accepted somehow. Fast forward twenty years and many military moves later. We ended up living in the same neighborhood as those people again. The dad jumped out of a plane and his parachute didn't open properly and he broke every bone in his back. He lived, but was in severe pain. My family all thought he got his just punishment. They were still married after all those years too! The son turned out much nicer than the dad. So #1 it is possible to live, #3 don't beat your spouse, it will come back to haunt you!

a reply to: JAGStorm

more people than not go splat and leave a greasy stain on the ground than survive.

Flap your arm's like a mofo, flap em like they have never been flapped before..while doing that..make peace with your maker.

a reply to: vonclod

a reply to: hounddoghowlie

Nice..I remember that song

Love the fact it a vinyl rip too

First and foremost, remain calm.

Repeat after me.
(BREATH IN THROUGH THE NOSE) Exhale... WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!