Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

originally posted by: Peeple
It's okay to like yourself. Come on, make it two.

If you knew me like I knew me you wouldn't like me either.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
My story wasn't true either...not at all...

So THERE. I absolutely DON'T have any memory of the Goatman OR the Bridge...

*smiles wickedly*

So glad that we can all have time to exercise our...er...imaginations like this, no?

I actually didn't see Goatman playing blackjack at the Wynn last week.

*wink*

He loves to play cards on dark and stormy nights...was it stormy?

Wasn't 'Stormy Nights' the name of that porn star we did not use a blackjack on when we were not in Vegas?

originally posted by: AboveBoard
*wink*

He loves to play cards on dark and stormy nights...was it stormy?

It was sunny in Vegas last week but I wouldn't know since I was in Peoria not burying a body.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Wasn't 'Stormy Nights' the name of that porn star we did not use a blackjack on when we were not in Vegas?

That sounds like the one we didn't do that to.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


The only whacking in this thread took place in the Original Post.

When I say that I will whack you,I am talking about SPANKING.When YOU
talk about whacking someone the meaning is different.

I am not making this sh#t up. . . .

hahahahahaha

originally posted by: mamabeth
When I say that I will whack you,I am talking about SPANKING.When YOU
talk about whacking someone the meaning is different.

I kinda meant both.

a reply to: DBCowboy


We're gonna be rich.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


We're gonna be rich.

Use your lawyer.

Mine is busy with Harvey right now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Use your lawyer.

Mine is busy with Harvey right now.

He's working my appeals at the moment. I'll see if Tat's is free.

My question is the following :

What did Gunther do to deserve to "walk into" a ball hammer and then be disposed of out in the middle of the desert in a shallow hole?

Was he short sighted?

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe


It was mostly the ciggies and booze thing that did him in but frankly, with these three, it was bound to happen at some point regardless.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe


It was mostly the ciggies and booze thing that did him in but frankly, with these three, it was bound to happen at some point regardless.

Daft sod should have listened to the Gvt commercials concerning fags n booze...

When do I get the 12 year late rental fee on my van by the way?

Ps. Please grind away any serial numbers and burn said van...

What van?

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe


You want these guys tp pay you? Good luck.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe


You want these guys tp pay you? Good luck.

I have a couple of Irish Gypsy people that ""I met" who may be able to help me get my refund...

Bloody hell, this is sounding more and more like A Tarantino film as the days go by...!

Warmest

zed... erm... Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe


Irish gypsies? Good luck in Vegas with that. Not that I've ever been there to know.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Use your lawyer.

Mine is busy with Harvey right now.

He's working my appeals at the moment. I'll see if Tat's is free.

By "free"...do you mean 'out of prison for practicing without a license'?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
By "free"...do you mean 'out of prison for practicing without a license'?

Pretty much, yeah.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lagomorphe


Irish gypsies? Good luck in Vegas with that. Not that I've ever been there to know.

I forgot to mention the wild boars that get rid of all "Erm" rubbish.

Including teeth... apparently...