Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

originally posted by: DBCowboy
But it didn't because I was at the dentist. She'd even say so. If she could be found.

If I were to ever look for your dentist, which I wouldn't because she isn't dead, I would look in the desert about 10 miles from Vegas near that very large saguaro.

originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
Better jump in my van and go get food. Gotta go grab my face from my kid tho first.

I f****** buried that!!!!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
But it didn't because I was at the dentist. She'd even say so. If she could be found.

If I were to ever look for your dentist, which I wouldn't because she isn't dead, I would look in the desert about 10 miles from Vegas near that very large saguaro.

One might say she is currently filling a cavity in the desert. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

originally posted by: IAMTAT
One might say she is currently filling a cavity in the desert. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh, my, God, that's so funny and we can laugh at that because we didn't kill anyone. Even that dentist.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
One might say she is currently filling a cavity in the desert. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh, my, God, that's so funny and we can laugh at that because we didn't kill anyone. Even that dentist.

That's why I laughed.
Because reality makes me sad.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
That's why I laughed.
Because reality makes me sad.

We can always pretend we're the soulless, sociopathic killers in the Original Post.


How meta would that be?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's almost as if you wrote this from memory.

When can I get my pig mask you borrowed back?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
It's almost as if you wrote this from memory.

But it isn't, because I don't remember ever being in Vegas.

Anxiously awaiting Chapter two.... Which is purely for theoretical study, of course, because it never happened.... 😊

originally posted by: CIAGypsy
Anxiously awaiting Chapter two.... Which is purely for theoretical study, of course, because it never happened.... 😊

And neither did Chapter 3 in which Heels did not kill Wolfgang Puck for refusing to give him extra smoked salmon on his pizza.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
It's almost as if you wrote this from memory.

But it isn't, because I don't remember ever being in Vegas.

Well, duh, silly.... Your memory was wiped by your handlers. Everyone else knows that

a reply to: CIAGypsy


Or it could just be a fear of she-who-shall-not-be-named.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Will Vincent Gallo be staring in the movie adaptation?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: CIAGypsy


Or it could just be a fear of she-who-shall-not-be-named.

originally posted by: theantediluvian
Will Vincent Gallo be staring in the movie adaptation?

Yes, as Creeper, Michael Shannon as Slender and Kathy Bates as Heels.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: theantediluvian
Will Vincent Gallo be staring in the movie adaptation?

...and Kathy Bates as Heels.

I'm her biggest fan.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Heels will be her biggest man.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Let's build a script around it and get it crowdfunded. But only if they'll agree to play in those roles.

originally posted by: theantediluvian
Let's build a script around it and get it crowdfunded. But only if they'll agree to play in those roles.

We need someone to play the Queen.