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originally posted by: LesMisanthrope
I made my argument on the first page.
One could actually write a whole article simply on the Franken-Stewart faction’s attitude toward religion. In their world, the expressions Christian right or Moral Majority are automatic laugh cues, and there is a huge amount of soft-core borscht-belt stuff like this...
I'm not sure I agree with your argument about laughter. I think my comment from the first page on it being a response to tragedy is more reflective.
Guilty as charged. What's your point? Are you expecting the left and right to change their values for each other? It's not going to happen.
Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
A: "What's this button do?"
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?
A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."
Q: What was the Shuttle's last transmission?
A: "I said BUD LITE!"
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts
A2: Need Another Shuttle Also
A3: Chicken Kiev [Ed: Punchline to another joke.]
Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.
Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't
get 7-UP.
Q: When the next shuttle launches into space, what will the senior
controller say?
A: "72, 73, 74 BOOM! - Just kidding guys!"
Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common?
A: They both should have stayed on the pad.
Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common?
A: They're all looking for a tight seal.
Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.
Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to
be a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll
have a rated officer onboard.
Q: What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common.
A: They both went down on the challenger.
Q: Did you hear that they are sending up another teacher on the next
shuttle mission?
A: She's going to be a substitute.
Q: Where does Christa McAuliffe take vacation?
A: All over Florida!
originally posted by: Cutepants
There's some truth to what is said in the video.
originally posted by: Krazysh0t
Late night comedy is ruining our country, but let's not talk about the divisive news outlets started in the 90's by conservative interests that have led to the polarized politics we see today.
Here's your call. Most liberals recognize the three major religions all worship the SAME God. And they are fighting and killing each other just because each group uses a different spelling.
originally posted by: enlightenedservant
Yeah, we should totally get rid of them and replace them with only govt approved programming.
/sarcasm
Ironically, this is the argument that many other countries use to suppress free speech and the free press. Journalists get locked up for reporting on unapproved things, for giving a voice to opposition groups, and/or for criticizing officials/royalty, etc (called "lese majesty"). Ethiopia's arrested journalists under terrorism laws for giving voice to opposition groups while a lot of the ongoing Saudi/GCC vs Qatar crisis is centered around Al-Jazeera's programming (there's a lot more to it than just Al-Jazeera, but their shutdown was one of the conditions for a peace agreement) .
originally posted by: Deny Arrogance
a reply to: angeldoll
The fact that low-info people actually believe the bs you just spewed and continually regurgitate it is proof that the mainstream propagandists have been very successful in brainwashing the low-iq portion of the population.
Thanks for the evidence.
originally posted by: underpass61
a reply to: Krazysh0t
There's the rub. The left acts like all conservatives are too dumb or uneducated to discern opinion from fact. We've heard it time and again from the MSM and daily here on ATS. It's that superiority complex that is driving the division.
I have absolutely no issues with late-night comedians. They can jabber all night long, they're not swaying my beliefs nor probably anyone else's. If the joke was funny I'm sure I'd laugh, I don't care who the target is. They're just playing to their base for ratings, and their base is eating it up.
originally posted by: enlightenedservant
Yeah, we should totally get rid of them and replace them with only govt approved programming.
/sarcasm
Ironically, this is the argument that many other countries use to suppress free speech and the free press. Journalists get locked up for reporting on unapproved things, for giving a voice to opposition groups, and/or for criticizing officials/royalty, etc (called "lese majesty"). Ethiopia's arrested journalists under terrorism laws for giving voice to opposition groups while a lot of the ongoing Saudi/GCC vs Qatar crisis is centered around Al-Jazeera's programming (there's a lot more to it than just Al-Jazeera, but their shutdown was one of the conditions for a peace agreement) .