Firefighters use angle-grinder to cut man free of weightlighting weight stuck on his penis

Apparently he was weight-lifting using his own set of exercises:

www.dailymail.co.uk...enis-weight.html

They should have just shown him naked pictures of Hilary Clinton, Lena Dunham and other feminists. That would have been much cheaper and quicker.

I wouldn't think anyone would want to lift weights without shorts on. That could be really dangerous.

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
They should have just shown him naked pictures of Hilary Clinton, Lena Dunham and other feminists. That would have been much cheaper and quicker.

A quick dip into Lake superior and it would have pulled right back in and disappeared.

a reply to: stormcell

Oh my...

I wonder what the jokes in that fire station are...

a reply to: stormcell
Sounds like a commercial for Viagra. If you have an erection for more than four hours, call a firefighter.

a reply to: stormcell

Oh dear... poor guy

But I just couldn't resist reading the title to my husband just to see his inevitable and involuntary shudder -- LOL!

lol they are not telling us something. why would anyone do this.

I absolutely hate when that happens!! I always free myself with thoughts of Hillary, works instantaneous

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: stormcell
Sounds like a commercial for Viagra. If you have an erection for more than four hours, call a firefighter.

Last time I did, I put my own fire out...

I need more socks..

a reply to: stormcell


Dude ought to making Porn if he got his Johnson stuck in that thing!

So, was it an all female firefighting unit, or was the guy gay. I think my nuts would shrink down to almost nothing if I had guys staring at it.

that just sounds...painful.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Exactly. A bag of ice cubes would have spared his blushes instead of wasting three hours for the emergency services

Man... I saw this on Reddit yesterday (the actual picture of ... yeah... Reddit)

I was wondering how they were going to do that...

"Do you even lift, bro"?

If he was trying to make it longer all he needed to is tie a brick to it and go for a jog.