Just Nuke Those Rotten Hurricanes!

a reply to: FauxMulder

Why go after the hurricanes?

We should be more preemptive. Nuke the whole planet into tiny bits. No planet, no hurricanes.

Problem solved.

a reply to: TerryDon79

Pfft why didn't I think of that!?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I propose a bureaucratic government council where you can request your problems to be nuked.

In that case I know a certain cowpoke in the Portland area who's gonna glow in the dark.

His belly already acts as the moon. I can't wait to see it glow a weird neon color.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: TerryDon79

Pfft why didn't I think of that!?

Because it takes the intellect of an evil genius to think of it.

You're obviously not evil enough. Yet.

That's almost as stupid as all those Americans who were going to get together and fire their guns into the hurricane.

Maybe they thought nature was trying to take their guns.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
You're obviously not evil enough. Yet.

He should join the Masons and up his evil quotient.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
You're obviously not evil enough. Yet.

He should join the Masons and up his evil quotient.

Wouldn't it be better to slowly up his evil, rather than making him pure evil right away?

No need to be a Mason. I'm already an Illuminati lizard man. I was just testing your evil skills.

Just ask the Hurricane nicely to slow down.

Has anyone ever tried? I could never get the kids to settle down when they were wound up so I suppose that won't work.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Wouldn't it be better to slowly up his evil, rather than making him pure evil right away?

Nope. I'm setting the dial at 'Himmler' and walking away.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Wouldn't it be better to slowly up his evil, rather than making him pure evil right away?

Nope. I'm setting the dial at 'Himmler' and walking away.

Putting it on the mild setting?

Very wise.

a reply to: FauxMulder

'm already an Illuminati lizard man.

And who do you think runs the illuminati?

Masons. Their evilness is limitless.

a reply to: TerryDon79

You've done it now. Moloch will not be happy with this blasphemy.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: TerryDon79

You've done it now. Moloch will not be happy with this blasphemy.

I raise your Moloch with a Cthulhu.

Check and mate.

a reply to: FauxMulder


He can talk to Baphomet then. Our guy is better than their guy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not Cthulhu today then?

Must be its week off.

a reply to: TerryDon79


He's my guy, not the Mason's guy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought you loaned him to the masons for occasions like this.

a reply to: TerryDon79


I'm a capitalist, if they want him they need to pay. In hooch or livers, their choice.

originally posted by: Junkheap
I think doing such a thing would only increase the hurricane's intensity and transform it into a not just a hypercane, but a radioactive hypercane.

Sounds fun.

Uhhh. No.
Though the radiation would still be real