Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Lol, agreed. I tried fresheners etc but a stale thread is a stale thread!

*sniffs

(No offense intended whatsoever to my esteemed guests)

I never create threads that go stale.

All of my threads are sleepers and will be famous in the year 2075 after Muzzleflash the Great seizes global power.

In fact it will be law that all schools teach my threads as curriculum.

You must be so honored that I've actually spoken to you. You don't have to always bow before me, a courtsy will suffice my esteemed subject.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Due to circumstances beyond my control,my son doesn't think I should
play with you 3 anymore.

We weren't playing.

I'm not playing either.

Now take this broom and mop and get to work, AugustusJanitorius.

originally posted by: zosimov
Lol, agreed. I tried fresheners etc but a stale thread is a stale thread!

*sniffs

(No offense intended whatsoever to my esteemed guests)

Alright you maniacs, who's in? My choices are fly out to Denver to meet with you loons or stay home and do maintenance on my kill room.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

KILL ROOM
KILL ROOM
KILL ROOM

a reply to: dashen


There's only so many times you can polish the stainless, hone the blades or put conditioner on the leather.

I wonder how many people will be "guests" in his deep freeze this time.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

wow you sharpen your blades?
practically a humanitarian over here.

originally posted by: dashen


wow you sharpen your blades?
practically a humanitarian over here.

22* degree angle on three different surfaces. It can split a human hair.

Ask me how I know that.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

also, i meant humanitarian as opposed to vegetarian

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dashen


wow you sharpen your blades?
practically a humanitarian over here.

22* degree angle on three different surfaces. It can split a human hair.

Ask me how I know that.

/me raises hand.

"Because you like to split hairs?"

I'll see myself out...

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

also, i meant humanitarian as opposed to vegetarian

What the hell is wrong with eating vegetarians?

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

also, i meant humanitarian as opposed to vegetarian

What the hell is wrong with eating vegetarians?

Who else would harvest the crops growing in the fields?

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
/me raises hand.

"Because you like to split hairs?"

I'll see myself out...

Because they're still attached to the head.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
/me raises hand.

"Because you like to split hairs?"

I'll see myself out...

Because they're still attached to the head.

That does beg the question: If the head is not attached to the body, does it really matter?

I understand getting medieval on people. London Bridge (from memory) used to be adorned with heads on spikes in the old days. It supposedly served as a warning...

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

also, i meant humanitarian as opposed to vegetarian

What the hell is wrong with eating vegetarians?

Taste just like chicken😝😝😝

Excellent! I've spoken with several of you, looks like we might be able to make something happen!

Please feel free to post questions/comments about Denver or the meet up here, or pm me. I am happy to help anyone with their planning or some suggestions.



Westword is usually a good source for activities, info, concerts, etc in the Denver area.
www.westword.com...

Have a good one!!!

originally posted by: zosimov
Please feel free to post questions about Denver...

Is there anyting to do in Denver if your dead?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Studies have been done on that very subject, my friend, you're in luck.

Just don't let your soul get caught up in the baggage claim at DIA.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Please feel free to post questions about Denver...

Is there anyting to do in Denver if your dead?

Well....

Certain substances are legal there. You might or might not find that entertaining.

And there's also the dinosaur hotel, which is on my bucket list.

originally posted by: Byrd
Certain substances are legal there. You might or might not find that entertaining.

And there's also the dinosaur hotel, which is on my bucket list.

I already have a spot at the bar in Union Station scoped out.