Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Now you are bribing everyone with free chocolate? I don't believe
for one minute you 3 are not the "owners" of this chocolate factory!
You got one thing right by describing that "factory" as a trap!

a reply to: mamabeth


Listen, some people would call us 'serial killers' but we prefer 'population control specialists'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: dashen
are any of you guys staying in the same hotel/barn loft/dungeon during the festivities?

I'm waiting to find out where everyone is staying then I'll make reservations in Boulder.

Might I recommend:




www.stanleyhotel.com...

a reply to: IAMTAT


It's prefect. I'll bring my Big Wheel.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


It's prefect. I'll bring my Big Wheel.

30 Miles from Boulder...Open for ATS Ghost Hunters...Isolated...Non-existent police presence.

It's ideal.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Perfect opportunity to give everyone the Scatman Crothers treatment.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Perfect opportunity to give everyone the Scatman Crothers treatment.

I call the "Red Rum".

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I call the "Red Rum".

You got it Mr. Torrance.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


It's prefect. I'll bring my Big Wheel.

30 Miles from Boulder...Open for ATS Ghost Hunters...Isolated...Non-existent police presence.

It's ideal.

You had me at Non-existent police presence..

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


Listen, some people would call us 'serial killers' but we prefer 'population control specialists'.

With all of the internet talk about population control and the NWO and agenda 21.
I wonder how many serial killers will try and use this excuse for their defense? We
were just working with the global elites to depopulate the planet...

originally posted by: mamabeth
With all of the internet talk about population control and the NWO and agenda 21.
I wonder how many serial killers will try and use this excuse for their defense?

Certainly not three of them who were not in Vegas this week and not wearing pig masks.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


It's prefect. I'll bring my Big Wheel.

30 Miles from Boulder...Open for ATS Ghost Hunters...Isolated...Non-existent police presence.

It's ideal.

Yep,you would pick this particular hotel out for us to stay in.Now,you have me tempted
a little to join up for the trip.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I'll bring my Big Wheel.

No need.

We still don't have a couple of them in the back of the windowless white van...which we don't own.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
No need.

We still have a couple of them in the back of the windowless white van.

I love the perks of not being a serial killer with the coolest transportation. But if I were I'd have our van that we don't have.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


It's prefect. I'll bring my Big Wheel.

30 Miles from Boulder...Open for ATS Ghost Hunters...Isolated...Non-existent police presence.

It's ideal.

Yep,you would pick this particular hotel out for us to stay in.Now,you have me tempted
a little to join up for the trip.

You KNOW you want to.
How 'bout we have Augustus pencil you in 'for dinner'?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You KNOW you want to.
How 'bout we have Augustus pencil you in 'for dinner'?

I already used permanent marker.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What have you 3 planned to do to people who are no shows at
your "party"? I need to know because I don't intend to show up.

originally posted by: mamabeth
What have you 3 planned to do to people who are no shows at
your "party"?

I don't quite follow since even the ones who show will be officially listed as 'no shows'.

I'm in such a great mood right now.

I was gonna tell you cereal killers to lay off the kookoo puffs but nah, y'all will be fine.

Did I mention today is freaking awesome??

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ahhh,I forgot that you 3 have to list EVERYONE as no shows for the authorities.