What if the World was made of pudding

What if the world was made of pudding, and god was a giant pudding god just having fun, but then ran out of spoons and pudding?

Is this not the confusing post you've read today?

If yes, great mission accomplished! If not, you may just be the strangest person here.

I'd stick mine in.


My spoon folks.

a reply to: mericks74

'There is no spoon' - Matrix.

a reply to: Blender5L


I'm sure I can improvise...hold on...I get to be first right? Cause if not I'm out a here.

a reply to: mericks74

Forget the spoon just use your hand.. but yeah ok you can be first.

a reply to: Blender5L

Ok...


(Yeah!! Look at that!!! (

I totally got to jump all up in that...

a reply to: Blender5L

Make mine butterscotch.

P.S. Someone already awarded me the most pointless thread of the year on ATS so, your efforts are futile

a reply to: mericks74

I wonder if the pudding's like liberal or conservative or both mashed into one big messy glob, one flavor or two? This could get interesting

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Damnit i hate competition!

I don't actually

a reply to: Blender5L

Oh boy. I'd just say it's a big mosh pit with globs in it and people will have to sort it out for themselves....

I instantly did think of rainbow swirl though. Darker colors...

a reply to: Blender5L

Hey you announced it you at least get to be fifth....

originally posted by: Blender5L
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Damnit i hate competition!

The year isn't over. We'll meet again in the finals

Don't disappoint me. Bring your A game

a reply to: mericks74

I agree with 'mosh pit' hah!

I'll stick with vanilla, i'm partial to surprises

fifth... I was hoping for 3rd place

a reply to: Blender5L

Well you might just get it. There doesn't seem to be any pushing and shoving..we must be at some kind of...field in the middle of nowhere.

a reply to: mericks74

Yeah true, but you know they need some form of entertainment even in the midst of an empty field. Say, something like an invasion between The Pudding God and the Spaghetti God works. I'm liking that theme a lot.

Ok so a spreading pudding menace that threatens to take over the world but right now it's just a big vat in an empty field and I get to be first to stick my hands in. I don't see a metaphor. I'm just always finding random things.

I'm totally bailing when it starts bubbling over.

originally posted by: Blender5L
a reply to: mericks74

Yeah true, but you know they need some form of entertainment even in the midst of an empty field. Say, something like an invasion between The Pudding God and the Spaghetti God works. I'm liking that theme a lot.

With fire.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: Blender5L

Make mine butterscotch.

P.S. Someone already awarded me the most pointless thread of the year on ATS so, your efforts are futile

Uhh I don't know this one's pushing it.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: Blender5L
a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Damnit i hate competition!

The year isn't over. We'll meet again in the finals

Don't disappoint me. Bring your A game

Ah finals that definitely works

Don't worry It won't take long to find a theme, you're on man!